Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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breanna895 0
omg.
DixieBear 0
Good. You prep.
cajunkid 0
revenge!!!!!!
DrWrong05 0
so you had 2 shirts ruined? man your life is OVER!
bcan 3
I would kill a bitch!
wrwrestler7 1
What people like her don't realize is... sometimes you HAVE to be a conformist. For example: 1- you wear hollister and american eagle bcuz those clothes LOOK THE BEST on girls your age. Im 20 and I know that the sexy outfits girls wear in movies DO LOOK GOOD but are usually CRAZY EXPENSIVE and that american eagle and hollister are the best affordable things id want on a girl i was thinking about dating or hooking up with. It just makes her the most physically attractive. 2- Cutting up clothes isnt "fighting conformity", and even if it is, its ALSO something ELSE- its A CRIME. Its called THEFT AND VANDALISM. If I were you I would have threatened to call the cops on her and have her little creepy ass locked up. Then when she started crying and begging you not to, and she was at your mercy, id have told her to get her lazy, good for nothing, helpless, worthless, internet sponging ass up and GET A JOB so she can PAY YOU BACK and tell her that if she doesnt have a job in 3 weeks from now and she cant pay you by her first paycheck, that you are gonna call the cops on her and have her arrested. Then tell her that you took copies of all your hollister/am eagle RECEIPTS AND PICS OF YOU IN YOUR CLOTHES, nad also that you took COPIED PICTURES OF HER MYSPACE PICS WITH HER CLOTHES, and tell her that in the REAL WORLD, this is called "evidence". And say it with a smile. If she doesnt do 100% as you say? call the cops. and tell your parents about it before you do it- tell them that if they dont wanna raise an anti-social, lazy, sponging, worthless, helpless creep for a daughter, that they better INTERVENE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE- or at the VERY LEAST, let YOU do the intervening since you know whats good for her and you.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Really? She deserves her clothes being ripped to shreds because either: 1) She is a "comformist" 2) she shoppes at AE and hollister 3) $300 is "to much for clothes" 4) you are a bitch 5) you care about her style that much that you hate it 5) you're ok with the fact that it's ok to destroy $300 worth of property 6) you're a non-conformist bitch who likes her sister. Seriously, grow the **** up, little assholes.
TrolHard 1
Okay 1. im sorry op you really didnt deserv that especialy if it was youre own hard earn cash. i suggest you to hide youre sisters computer somewhere for a good month because it seems she spends to much time on it anyway. 2. Here's my veiw on why i dont wear these brands. In my school you reguarly see kids wearying Arepostal, Holister, and american eagle. Most of thoes kids only wear them because the "cool" kids wear them. Thoes "cool" kids are total jerk off's so i dont want to go around wearing stuff that THEY wear because i despise thoes "cool" people. And last but not least 3. To all of you ignorant close minded people who always go out of there way to bash emo, scene, goth kids. You are complete fucktards honestly. Because EMO is a style of MUSIC! i bet most of u listen to panic! at the diso, right? Mhm there style of music is EMO and so are MANY MANY other cecular bands. Anyway, i have many friends and aquantences(i think i spelled that wrong).... hm seems i ran out of space to continu my rant...
PossiblyInDanger 24
Emo is a music genre, but Panic! definitely does not fall under that category. Emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. It's underground metal with depressing lyrics, usually.
TrolHard 1
Since this is a old FML im pretty sure no one would mind my continuing. Sorry for my poor grammer, spelling, and word choice. anyway as i was saying these "scene", "goth" kids who you bash continuosly through out the day? Ya there the NICEST people i have ever met. "oh my gosh there people too?!" yes they are. So look around, take the time to speak with them, converse with them. And no not the try hards who fit every category of the "i must be emo" song who u see huddled up in a corner trying to keep away from normal citizens. Because they take the label way to seriously. And are also jerk offs. Well have a nice day folks.
pplkillr 0
300$? so she cut up 2 shirts? theyre 5$ a pop at target.