Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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Faheezy 1
I would cry if someone cut up all my Hollister clothes ;(
krazyyaker 0
What does 300 dollars buy you from those stores? Two shirts and a pair of jeans?
yermomsanus08 0
How about preppy bitches who wear that shit think just because a simple tee shirt with letters on them and a bird on the bottom and they cost 300$ means that they are so much better than everyone else. Don't doubt it because you know when you walk around school and see girls like that they just piss you off because they walk around like their shit smells like daisies and maybe your sister is scared that you might become or might already be one of those girls and they give her a hard time. Get psychological not pissed.
AssassinsCRB 0
Stop advertising stores on your shirts ydi for wearing that expensive crap that doesnt look good.....
xAvaricex 1
Your sister and her friends are hipster which means they are annoying, evil, and she deserves no mercy for your revenge plan go all out and make her cry muwahahahaha
iBiteRoses 22
Okay personally I f*cking hate Hollister, AE, Aeropostale, etc. because when I tried to shop in those stores once the clerks all gave me dirty looks and were condescending. But if OP wants to wear certain brands, it's not a YDI because everyone has their own preferences. F Y L op because no one should get their clothes ripped up. And because your sister uses MySpace.
TheTerenity 9
I wanted to say cut her clothes, and say "You deserved it" But 2 wrongs don't make a right
gracevet88 0
Great She can buy u knewer, more expensive ones now
mylifeisgreat9 13
That would be 3 articles of clothing bug deal!
WhyAmUHere 19
Hi, welcome to Hollister. Enjoy your complimentary flashlight and gas mask.