Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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MusicLover1o1_fml 0
*beat^^
ariissocutelike 0
who care??? clothes such as aeropstale and hollister make even anorexic kids look fat and ugly. i should know. those are the types of girls that go to my school.
seabass32 0
ydi for wasting so much money on clothes that will probably just go out of style soon anyways. your sister was wrong to do what she did but at the same time think of all the other things you could have spent that money on that would actually make a meaningful difference. maybe next time you'll think twice before wasting your money on something that doesn't even matter.
xNephilim 19
So you care about what's in style or not, but don't care about clothes. Sounds pretty bipolar to me.
Retillias 0
Break the computer! She breaks your stuff, steal her computer, put your stuff on it and take it back to University with you. She tries to get it back, guess what, you have a key, she doesn't, and password protect EVERYTHING on the PC. If she does break in and take it, she will have no hope of accessing it. 20-ish digit password ftw.
bethany_camille 0
Your sister rocks! Poor rich kid who thinks this is worthy of FML.
honeybunches88 5
$300..That's what? A pair of jeans and a shirt? But still, $300 is $300 dollars. FYL indeed OP.
Arieanne 0
What a stupid, horrible little bitch.
Adree 15
You are a conformist. A stupid preppy mainstream conformist. Who, in their right mind would spend that much money on hollister? You need a freaking gas mask and flashlight in there. I'm sorry, I know I'm being very judgemental, but I agree with your sister 100% I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that
AmoraLynn 6
Where exactly do you shop? Just because you do not like a certain brand of clothing does not mean your opinion is the only correct one. In fact I believe that shopping anywhere is conforming in one way or another. You're conforming to another person's view of what is fashionable. I shop in many different places, thrift stores, Wal-Mart, Target, Hot Topic, and my favorite pair of jeans that were given to me are from Hollister.
yuggi1 11
This means war! Attack her closet, rip her things apart and burn them- all the while taking pictures. Post those pics on MySpace/ Facebook and wait for to come bitch to you. When she does poke her in both eyes. :)
fluffysponges 0
So she threw away $300 dollars and for what? I'd make that bitch pay up.