Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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Comments (496)
Mich3ll33 4
So what, she shredded like 2 pairs of jeans an a couple of shirts? Lol, that shit is way overpriced.
The_Honey_Badger 17
I wear those clothes because I like them, not because I want to be cool. I'm assuming that's the case with you, so FYL. Make her pay for them!
chica349 3
Who spends that kind of money on their crappy clothes? Those clothes are made in China pieces of worthless shit.
cluelessspam 3
I hope you pushed her shit in for it.
bigbangvip2 8
YDI for being one of those rich spoiled little ****** who think theyre better than everyone else because you wear shitty mall clothes
RockNRollAndrew 18
What's a conformist ? I think one of the emo kids on South Park said it once .
Jesalli 10
Don't look. It'll come to you when you don't try. The real thing, anyway.
anonymous100000 17
you should've cut her for being a bitch and taken a picture and posted it on MySpace. FYL.
the_rad_brad47 18
Post dick pics on her MySpace and say "my surgery turned out better than ever"
NerdilyDone 7
Here's what you do. Take her possessions and sell them until you get the $300 back.