Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML
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devildog562
| 33
The principal was just jealous you didn't have his baby. Or he's mad that the teacher is having his. Take your pick.
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PossiblyInDanger
| 24
It's okay. I was almost kicked out of school for a few stitches drawn on my face.
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devildog562
| 33
The principal was just jealous you didn't have his baby. Or he's mad that the teacher is having his. Take your pick.
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jake_braves
| 25
1, you don't know the principle was a man or woman. Don't assume.
But OP I'm sorry, obviously it didn't bother the pregnant teacher. Detention sucks. At least it was a fun night up until that moment...principles tend to be jerks.
But OP I'm sorry, obviously it didn't bother the pregnant teacher. Detention sucks. At least it was a fun night up until that moment...principles tend to be jerks.
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devildog562
| 33
I will assume all I want. It was a joke. I could make it she was jealous that she couldn't be the one pregnant . It's my prerogative. Oh and by the way I didn't know your principles had a sex, only principals...
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sayyestothedress
| 24
#1 eenie meanie minie moe
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laden_swallow09
| 34
You're getting pretty defensive there, ain't cha, 12?
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devildog562
| 33
Nope just opinionated .
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PossiblyInDanger
| 24
It's okay. I was almost kicked out of school for a few stitches drawn on my face.
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Mirorbo
| 26
I can only imagine the outrage if those stitches were legitimate
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malea_17
| 16
I think the principle was uncomfortable
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Steve95401
| 49
I think the principal was uncomfortable too.
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Cookiee04
| 15
she used that selfie against you
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diving_fml
| 30
that's why you don't take pictures when your committing a crime....or ditching work then posting it on FB when your boss is your friend.
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flufee2
| 26
They sound like that very serious type person.. Your principal gotta chill out
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kpetrovski
| 24
You could have said you were Harvey from Sabrina the Teenage Witch! There was an episode where a backfired spell made him pregnant.
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MidnaLink
| 31
Ah, the Rumour Mill… seeing all those rumours be true was funny!
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WCARlover
| 34
Principals with no sense of humor are the worst. There's a difference between being stern and being a dick.
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LostInTheZone11
| 27
Wow, maybe have the teacher explain. My brother got away with a condom costume his senior year. Even the football coach said "You know. I'm glad you're wearing that. Maybe some kids in this school might pick up on what that is."
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buttersmom
| 14
Maybe your principal was dressed as a raging asshole for Halloween.
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Enslaved
| 36
Set up your own "Breakfast Club".
Close the door to get the prom queen impregnated.
Close the door to get the prom queen impregnated.