FML : Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate...

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Friday 31 October 2014 23:28 / United States - Chicago

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By devildog562 | 33

#6106187 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:15

The principal was just jealous you didn't have his baby. Or he's mad that the teacher is having his. Take your pick.

By PossiblyInDanger | 24

#6106188 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:15

It's okay. I was almost kicked out of school for a few stitches drawn on my face.

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By devildog562 | 33

#6106187 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:15

The principal was just jealous you didn't have his baby. Or he's mad that the teacher is having his. Take your pick.

jake_braves | 25

#6106205 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:21

1, you don't know the principle was a man or woman. Don't assume.

But OP I'm sorry, obviously it didn't bother the pregnant teacher. Detention sucks. At least it was a fun night up until that moment...principles tend to be jerks.

devildog562 | 33

#6106218 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:30

I will assume all I want. It was a joke. I could make it she was jealous that she couldn't be the one pregnant . It's my prerogative. Oh and by the way I didn't know your principles had a sex, only principals...

sayyestothedress | 24

#6106249 - Saturday 1 November 2014 7:19

#1 eenie meanie minie moe

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6106494 - Saturday 1 November 2014 14:04

You're getting pretty defensive there, ain't cha, 12?

devildog562 | 33

#6106545 - Saturday 1 November 2014 15:29

Nope just opinionated .

By PossiblyInDanger | 24

#6106188 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:15

It's okay. I was almost kicked out of school for a few stitches drawn on my face.

Mirorbo | 26

#6106276 - Saturday 1 November 2014 8:53

I can only imagine the outrage if those stitches were legitimate

By malea_17 | 16

#6106190 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:15

I think the principle was uncomfortable

Steve95401 | 48

#6106193 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:16

I think the principal was uncomfortable too.

By Cookiee04 | 15

#6106192 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:16

she used that selfie against you

diving_fml | 30

#6106605 - Saturday 1 November 2014 16:34

that's why you don't take pictures when your committing a crime....or ditching work then posting it on FB when your boss is your friend.

By flufee2 | 26

#6106196 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:17

They sound like that very serious type person.. Your principal gotta chill out

By kpetrovski | 24

#6106197 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:18

You could have said you were Harvey from Sabrina the Teenage Witch! There was an episode where a backfired spell made him pregnant.

MidnaLink | 31

#6106329 - Saturday 1 November 2014 10:21

Ah, the Rumour Mill… seeing all those rumours be true was funny!

By WCARlover | 34

#6106202 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:20

Principals with no sense of humor are the worst. There's a difference between being stern and being a dick.

By LostInTheZone11 | 26

#6106207 - Saturday 1 November 2014 6:22

Wow, maybe have the teacher explain. My brother got away with a condom costume his senior year. Even the football coach said "You know. I'm glad you're wearing that. Maybe some kids in this school might pick up on what that is."