1st

lame.

Congratulations. Here's your sign . . .

haha

so what? just cause he's nice to ur friend doesn't mean really anything

24- What?

wow ii hate girls like that . o that was ur man? I thot I recognized her. ...

him*

i think shes doin your man

New Jersey FML. Thanks to Jersey Whore, I am now stereotyping.

exactly 92, friends with benifits ?

"he's always doing nice things for me"
like sucking your dick! (what you shouldve said)
you said you would never speak of that!
? wait I was joking...
you were? oh...well...so was I..?
O_O

haha 84. bedrock refrence

test

so? he does nice things for your friend not something to whine about. it's not like he talked about pushing you down stairs if you got pregnant...

btw, whats a pedo bear

i think she means hes cheating ...

no bueno...at least your friend is happy

yeah! they could just be friends. that doesn't mean he's cheating. jeeeze

maybe you don't do anything nice for him

#3 Yup. It's figuratively a two-way street, OP. You've got to give to get things in return. I could be totally off-base, though! For all I know you could do nice things for him all the time I wouldn't know.
If you don't like the fact that your boyfriend doesn't do nice things for you, then why are you with him?

I agree with most of what you're saying, nerds. But I think the FML lies with the fact that her boyfriend is doing nice things for her friend.
That's a bit un-settling. Don't you think?

20's right.

Good point, FFML_314! I hadn't thought of that...

Or OP's definition of "nice" is different than her friend's and boyfriend's. Maybe he does, and she just doesn't recognize his acts for what they are. This is when the whole Love Languages thing comes in handy...

My love language is MURDER.

My /love/ language is PAIN!

haha jefree star..

My love language is Russian. And I don't speak Russian, so I never understand it…

Ouch that sucks. And I can't think of a pun to go with this. FYL

The top of your picture looks like an otter head if you look at it right.

That's not cool OP. dump him.

what does OP mean ? Im new please explainn

original poster

We were all new once but since you are a newbie, I'll let you choose;

1. Orange Pumpkin
2. Organ Pusher
3. Original Poster
4. Orangutan Pus$y
5. Ordinary Person
6. October Primary
7. Optimistic Prisoner
8. Outhouse Player
9. Oklahoma Pasture
10. Old Pepsi

11) Octagonal Penis
12) Origami Pastrami
13) Ornamental Pendulum
14) Odorous Pits

15. optimus prim

113: That's the lesser-known Transformer. He had the power of buzzkilling-- he could transform any party into a snoozefest. >.<

optimis prime is aight..

ur nickname qoes real well with your picture ;)

16) Obstinate Peanuts
=)

that's a deal breaker ladies

30 rock?

I'd be straight effin' pissed!

How nice of him.

I just got off to your picture

91 Lmao!! thats..disturbing, no offense to the nice girl

91-creepy, no?

You miss mcnugget look like lady gaga

... what a good friend

beatles are amazing!

agree

agreed x10000

that suks

I'm sure she was "confused". BUSTED

wow...witch.