Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I realized that I am what the internet refers to as a "neckbeard." I really need to get my shit together. FML
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Top comments
RetroXI 4
@1 who are you calling a lint licker you cootie queen!? o_0
Boddmon 0
It's also a big turn-off on girls too. Just keep that in mind.
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Comments (163)
bangbangbabe 0
ewwww! I hate beards or anyfacial hair. it's gross and unclean & when you kiss you feel like your kissing hair! yuck! yuckety yuckety yuck!!
ninjaj31 0
only shaycarl can pull of a beard. sorry op. :)
lostinthelight 0
I thought guys thought balls were a good thing. :/ Just maybe not on your face!
onlyin_urdreamz 5
well yur first problem to be addressed should really be why your face looks like a ballsack O.o
brittber 0
it does!!!!!!!!!!! retard
Steffi 26
My ex history teacher has a mostly dark, thick beard, with grey patches.