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no way! that man loves his wife right there. more like, did you hump him?

I once walked in on my wife and a stranger all he said was "pow right in the kisser!" those words still haunt me to this day...

family guy ^

fist pump for 19 lol

sadly I can relate to op...

He was joking.

Your picture is a disrespect.

holy crap. what a keeper

74, that only works if you specify which poster you're addressing.

Chances are he already cheated on you, OP...

that picture you got wouldint be funny if that kid wasint black.

Oh. men.

lol a hug

lol a woman

lol...nothing?

what? lol

Hi

you have a very intelligent husband

Intelligent, but mean. Especially for saying cruelties like that in a 'sincere and honest' tone. Jerk.

I think he may not have realized how bad it sounded

Well, in that case he isn't that intelligent, is he?

maybe he was jokingly responding.

Why is that question ridiculous? We don't know the context. I have been in conversations with my boyfriend talking about being faithfull, about people who cheat, about sluts...and it ended almost always with him or me asking in a jokingly serieus tone whether the other one had cheated/would cheat. And honestly, I would never expect an answer like the one OP got. But, yes, these kind of questions can be funny. And if OP didn't want to be funny, but was suspicious instead, had reason to be suspicious, why wouldn't she ask that question?

How more I read the FML, how meaner it gets.

What is a jokingly serious tone?

an oxymoron

Is that your final answer?

Maybe you'd like to phone a friend..

126 - If you're commenting on Djee's comment, you shouldn't be. That's exactly what a jokingly serious tone is.

absolutely agree with you! I hate it how people see the need to ask this stupid question. if he'd said straight out 'yes' she would be botching about it even more

Oh, sorry, I must have missed it.
DjeePee, can you say that again, louder this time, so I can hear your tone?

160- There was another comment in place of the one replying with "oxymoron". This would be the one I am referring to. I'm sure it's another case of the comment bug. Any particular reason you're challenging everyone on FML?

at least he is honest

yer but he should have told her as soon as he did it

he didn't for sure say he cheated, just have or will cheat

Sure, but he didn't say "I love you too much to cheat on you". Imo "I love you too much to ever let you find out if I cheated" kind of implies that he might.

or that he has and didn't want her to find out

there are just some things you don't want to know the answer to

there is just some questions you want to answer yourself. And if you don't want the answer, don't ask the question

Well atleast you know he is really in love with you...

Oh, I don't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like a back-handed admission to me.

Exactly. The reverse of a non-denial denial.

If he really didn't cheat, it would have been simpler to say "no".
Sounds like he's incapable of lying to her, but can't bring himself to tell the truth.

he's not intelligent, he's a sneaky hypocrite!

u probably don't know why a hypocrite is

Why?

myshoe is special.

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mine too

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what, all he was saying is that If he ever made the mistake no one would know.

well, in a way that's kinda cute. but it's also really mean.

she deserves it for asking that " jokingly".