Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I realized that I am what the internet refers to as a "neckbeard." I really need to get my shit together. FML
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Top comments
RetroXI 4
@1 who are you calling a lint licker you cootie queen!? o_0
Boddmon 0
It's also a big turn-off on girls too. Just keep that in mind.
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Comments (163)
mercury42 0
Thanks for the imagery. My day's ruined now. FML
mexicantumblewee 0
my day is ruined by the idea of you
purplemnm 9
wow...he'll be lookin like a fool with his beard on the ground :O not funny I guess but still
Filitov 0
Just because you have the ability to grow a beard doesn't mean you should let it run rampant. Keep it in good taste for god's sake: I trim my beard every other day just so it stays nice
angrynegro7 16
YDI for looking like Peter Griffin! :P
sublimaze 6
more like Quagmire
angrynegro7 16
GIGGITY GIGGITY!
ItsGottaBeJello 0
Octobeard for October. No shaving
star_86 0
You deserved it for being proud about it. Nothing to be proud of there.. not even close.
sniper5502 2
eeeeeeeewwwwwwww that's gross
babieslayer 0
now ur face looks like a shaven ballsack
exoticfuck 0
tehehe im number 74!
lindseypaige338 0
shave it then