Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I realized that I am what the internet refers to as a "neckbeard." I really need to get my shit together. FML
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Top comments
RetroXI 4
@1 who are you calling a lint licker you cootie queen!? o_0
Boddmon 0
It's also a big turn-off on girls too. Just keep that in mind.
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Comments (163)
Monikabug 9
I know exactly what you mean, Snick. My brother is growing out his beard now, as a part of his "No Shave New Year," Resolution and it is a pretty disgusting sight. It is getting out of control. Maybe the next time I visit him I will take a pair of scissors to it. ツ
jayAZ 3
Thanks for the laugh! Shave, trim, care for yourself...and your ballsack! For god's sake and those you share with!
purplemnm 9
eew is that lady having sex with a robot?
farsidee 0
guess who's growing a beard putting as my profile pic and replying to every snackerdoodles. ME!
BooHaUrScared 0
facial hair is nasty and you should know that you lint licking cumquat
withered 30
Why is facial hair nasty? Any sensable reasons for saying that? It's same as that you say that hair is nasty, I mean, wtf?
KurouTenshi 0
I don't mind a little facial hair, but for ***** sake, shave them nuts. I don't like sucking on fuzz...and going down on a girl that doesn't shave? UGH!! that's begging for crabs to move into your mouth D: shave, shave, SHAVE!!!
myksbrain 0
So you don't like licking on hairy balls OR hairy slits? To each their own. I like a nice bearded clam but any guy who shaves his junk is so gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
farsidee 0
Seinfeld reference^ wins the comment thread
mollyo 0
facial hair is a big turn off for me.... gross lol.
sxychik 4
same Dx
DGross 8
49 that's sorta funny if you actually do it... I remember No Shave November all too well... by the end of the month I detested how I looked and shaved it all off :-)
palmtrees 1
"Proudly" growing? Why has this been such an accomplishment to you?
Monikabug 9
@D No Shave November is a heck of a lot better than "No Shave New Year," which is not ending until Next January 1st! ._.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
so you shaved it off and now you look like a shaved ballsack... much better