Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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hfs 0
i hope its on your butt...
mattmag 0
YDI of course.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Irony claims yet another victim. You never, ever tattoo someone's name on your body unless it's to respect someone close to you. If you're romantically involved with that person, it's just retarded, because shit can and does like to happen.
AnnaSeptic 0
And THAT'S why you don't tattoo other peoples' names on your body.
madame_malfoy 4
#34 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AT YOUR EX LMAO I'll bet he's gunna be kicking himself for YEARS...1 is good...but 3?!?!?!?!?!?!...good...*******...JOB *props*
unklesteve 0
Yeah. I've got a tattooed wedding ring. And a pending divorce.
PsychoX 0
The rule is if the person is DEAD or related to you by blood. You can't change your family (no matter how hard we all want to) or get in a fight with a dead person. @OP: uhh, yeah, you DEFINITELY should have known better than to tattoo your S.O's name onto yourself, what if they became an ax murderer and you had to disassociate yourself!? Or worse, became politicians... *shudder* There are plenty of reasons other than break-up not to tattoo someone's name onto your body! Still, sucks.
Stephai 0
I heard tatoos get all shriveled up with your skin when you get old. Thats why i like temporary ones. Even if they are kiddish.
zandar 0
and that's why we have wedding rings, kids.
wbrycem 0
#14 - they deserve it because they knowingly and willingly put a permanent "I was married to this person" mark on their body. Now it'll cost them a lot more to get it off. If someone drugged you and put the tattoo on your forehead, then broke up with you, then yeah, that and FML. This one's a definite YDI.