Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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Comments (177)
lalosaa 0
that's why you never ever, ever get a tattoo of someone's name!
mariahrawks 0
well, my cousin named her baby after her hubbie and got a tattoo of his name. technically, the baby's name (timikol) so even if they do divorce, it's technically the baby's nam.
JFox 8
#14 They deserve it because you have to THINK before you do something permanent to your body. I'm practically addicted to tattoos, and I would never do something so ******* stupid.
TBD3 0
You're an idiot.
grazynaanka 0
that is why you never get a tattoo symbolizing a relationship on you. it's like a curse. once you got that tattoo your relationship was doomed to fail. #14 the person does deserve it because, the person was an idiot for putting it on there in the first place. seems these days no one thinks before they get a tattoo on their body.
madasahatter 0
Haha I agree with the "sucks balls" approach. Or like Johnny Depp changing Winona Forever to Wino Forever. Genius. My cousin has a tattoo of his soon to be ex-wife's name too.
Alice_Renee 0
Sucks.
FaperPairy 0
Agreeing with #13. God, that was stupid.
fresch 0
Ohhhh wow, what's your IQ?
sparda4355 0
They always do my friend... They always do!
cmbx3 0
If the OP's marriage was going great at the time, I see nothing wrong with them getting a tatoo. How were they supposed to know that it would end up in a divorce? I'm not a tattoo person, but I really don't see anything wrong with getting your spouses name tattooed on you. Unless you somehow knew you would end up divorced? Anyway, good luck finding somebody else to share your life with. Oh, and I agree with #14.