Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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Comments (177)
Tamim_ibn_Aqa 0
#18 - If this person had this tattoo for 65 years, then they probably don't have to worry about the tattoo's significance anymore. It's most likely a wrinkled, faded wreck by now. -----YDI-----
FoundManyLemons 0
FYL YDI. Dead people and children only. Never anyone else, even other living relatives.
jackslim 7
i used to have an ex's name on my neck, my first thought was to tattoo "I'm Not" above it, but a cover up worked out even better
terrorrrr 0
im glad youre all arguing over a tattoo that's on someone youre never going to meet.
neverland_fml 0
OUch. But then again, it's almost a rule that once you get a tattoo of someone you're in a relationship with, the relationship is going to end. :(
nuga 0
I dunno, it definitely does seem dumb to tattoo the name of a girlfriend or boyfriend on you because that isn't as permanent of a commitment, but when you marry someone I'd hope you are confident and positive about your relationship enough to expect it to last, in which case a tattoo doesn't sound like a dumb idea at all. If you're too afraid to get a tattoo because you don't think the marriage is going to last then you shouldn't be marrying the person anyway. *shrugs*
idontgiveone 0
Great. Another failed marriage.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Number twelve is a hoot! I love it! Also, when I get married, I'll get a tattoo, because I expect it to LAST.
Phoenix_GAD 0
1337fmlguy: you need to give it up. no more fmls... Today, I was on fml and this guy kept making up fmls in the comment section. he annoyed me. FML and to the OP: im sorry about ur marriage. i know divorces are painful.
coffee_addict 0
aw, sorry to hear that.. there seems to be a life rule that getting a tattoo of another person is a surefire way for that relationship to end badly =/