Today, we found out that the drinks we've had for our Christmas...

By Vlad - 24/12/2018 14:00

Today, we found out that the drinks we've had for our Christmas party at work yesterday were expired. For anything between six and eleven months. All of us drank them. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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By soupduped - 06/12/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 12:22

Today, I got promoted to a management position. After work, I went for a drink with my co-manager and a few of our colleagues, where they discussed their plans to take Ecstasy before/during our work Christmas party. Wonderful. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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By Labelme - 02/01/2010 08:26 - United States

Today, I learned that instead of discarding expired products at my work, we change the label to make them 'expire' later. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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Long term commitment

By Jules - 27/11/2020 07:56 - Germany

Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML

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Great idea, actually

By shayes9 - 22/07/2009 22:15 - United States

Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it, we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML

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By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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interesting33 36

Monday 24 December 2018 14:04

they're probably absolutely fine. specially they are unopened originally. and if they're alcohol

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 24 December 2018 14:14

If it was the day before you would know if there was any issues (key word issues) with them by now.

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interesting33 36

Monday 24 December 2018 14:04

they're probably absolutely fine. specially they are unopened originally. and if they're alcohol

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 24 December 2018 14:14

If it was the day before you would know if there was any issues (key word issues) with them by now.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 24 December 2018 15:03

Just eat some moldy bread just in case....

julfunky 29

Monday 24 December 2018 15:51

Unless you were drinking something perishable (which you would’ve noticed) you’re most likely completely fine. Not really an FML.

im_teekay 7

Monday 24 December 2018 18:50

Expired? Or Best Before? If it was soda or something alcoholic, I doubt there was anything wrong with them. If it was juice, you would've noticed if it had gone off

Zaina Tamam 9

Monday 24 December 2018 18:52

Ahh, so THAT’S what’s been giving everyone on this site food poisoning or explosive diarrhea.

Quasita 26

Tuesday 25 December 2018 1:07

This reminds me of my 30th birthday party, when a friend brought a rack of beer that he grabbed from a local convenience place... We found it was expired and it became an instant joke. It wasn't my beer of choice, so I had leftovers for ages and we ended up keeping a couple cans in the back of the fridge for when we felt like daring someone with a "fridge beer"... Just FYI, Bud Light is basically gasoline 18+ months after the printed date.