By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France
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The thing is - dudes CAN pee sitting down. It's a personal choice to pee standing, so they're not forced to put the seat up. Thus they should put it down. Also, lets Face it. We really don't want to touch the seat. Just install a pissoir if your manhood demands it.
Thing is, the guy already makes the effort to lift the seat so he doesn't piss on it. Then after that, he's expected to reset it so that she doesn't have to do it? What if the next person to go is a guy? Then he lifts it and puts it down again? It's just so inefficient. It's just best if everyone takes care of their own bathroom needs because we're all adults here (or close enough for this).
#74 hit the bullseye, one can take care of their own bathroom needs. If you don't look and end up falling in then you're just as responsible as you would be if you accidentally went into the opposite gender's bathroom at the mall. There are signs above the bathrooms to look at - if you can look at that sign before going in then at home you can look at the toilet before sitting down.
#43 the thing is women CAN pee while squatting, it is a choice to plop your ass down and contemplate life while peeing. We do not want to touch the lid also you know, why do you thonk only girls get to be bactetia and germ phobic? Look where you sit and put it down, like I look where I pee and lift it up. I can just come in pull it out and start peeing without looking, and then complain that you left it up. Take care of your bathroom needs by yourself.
try falling in and see if its no big deal. Yeah we look, but accidents happen or people are in a rush and the seat and the toilet look very similar, or its dark . . . if you pick it up, you should put it back - didnt we learn to put things back in preschool? Have you ever noticed how stairs are the same uniform hight unless its like an arena, because muscle memory tells you when to drop your foot and how high to lift it, when you miss that last step, its awful right. Now apply the same muscle memory to us sitting on the toilet, by the time we realize the seats not there our leg muscles have already released and we hit that hard, cold, pissed on tiny ring of porcelain. Then we get to slip in to the nasty bowl of water whos only purpose is to be constantly pissed and shit in and has puke and tampons flushed down it. Then to top it off we have to stop everything and shower. Again I say, you try falling in and see if its no big deal
well idk about some of you, but it's happened to me where I have to pee so bad that I don't look at the seat and when I sit down, I fall in. that sucks! also, some guys pee on the rim and don't even bother to wipe! I don't want that on my ass. of course, I've learned the hard way to look before sitting but it sucks having to take the extra second to put it down when I have to go THAT bad. My bf always puts the seat back down, and I really appreciate that small gesture, I think all women do.
It's a big deal because ridiculous people make it a big deal. You get idiots who tell you to put the seat down because "other people need to use the toilet, too" - how callous can someone be to think they can predict who'll need the bog next? If you need the seat down, put it down; if you need it up, put it up. It's not rocket science, people!
I've only ever fallen in when i've gotten up to use the toilet in the middle of the night and haven't turned the light on, and quite honestly it usually makes me laugh. How can you sit in the toilet instead of on it and not laugh at yourself? I've never understood the women who get so irate about a bloody toilet seat. When I was growing up my Dad always put the seat down because he was living with 3 women, so chances are whoever used the toilet next wanted the seat down, but if it's one man and one woman then fuck that, the toilet seat is fair game. You wanting it down is not more important than him wanting it up.
If you're gonna have it one way or the other, down makes more sense. Everybody sits to take a dump, most women sit to pee, and men could sit to pee if they really wanted to. Down is more convenient. However my partner and I just leave it as it is once we're done.
You should get back at her by putting one of those rubber poop monsters under the toilet lid. It'll pop up when she opens it. It might extend your punishment but it'll send a harsh message about the horrors of a lowered toilet seat.
Oh please getting in trouble for going to a friends house without permission, what is he 10? all I know back when I was 15 & got into arguments with my mother I stayed at my friends home till she cooled off & got ready to talk things clear with her later when both of us were not angry anymore. Not my fault some households are like fkn military style or just plain stricked for no valid reason. Anyways.
Holy crap, are you that much of an attention whore? Getting all hurt from a few downvotes. You need to realize that not everyone lives the rebellious lifestyle that you do. OP's mom is on the extreme side, but so is your suggestion. I don't know many kids who move out because their parent grounded them. Besides, it sounds like OP is a teen who got his parent(s) to drive him to the library.
LOL Excuse me? Who the hell are you like dude, chill the Fuck out... & No im not even close to being an 'attention whore' I never exaggerate over internet comments & I am not "hurt" over the thumbs down, what pisses me off the most is when people dont understand so they hate on instead. Not everyone grows up with perfect parents & discipline & all that lovey dovey bullshit, I was raised differently & im damn grateful for it. It just amuses me how some individuals here just let themselves get controlled, like im sorry that situation is just pathetic. I understand kids getting grounded for decent purposes but this is ridiculous & I never moved out btw stop putting words into my mouth. I also had no idea that he was 15yrs old or maybe even younger. I just stated my opinion what I would do if I was in his shoes, in that situation which would involve me getting my own place so I can avoid some fkn headaches (obviously if I was over 18) or just preach out to a friends place in the mean while.. anyways, I guess not everyone has the balls to take risks. I live with my Mother I help her around etc, & guess what we are on amazing terms. Shit got hectic back in my youth with my own personal issues & the fights we've gotten into. I just had to explain to her my situation make her understand my part & if I was guilty Okay I accepted the consequences. Look maybe OP just need some explanation to do with his mom, communication & different perspectives wont hurt anybody. Anyways I always followed what my guts told me to do so, & if that made me rebellious then Okay. Again idc about anyones worthless comments & the thumbs down, at least I have the nerve to speak my mind & show my true identity unlike some ppl here that has anime pics. Anyways. Adios & I hope OP will be okay in the end. PEACE!
Are you fucking kidding me, Creeping my profile now to? look who's the annoying one tho. If only you see the amount of messages I get everyday & compliments about my bio. Let me tell you something hun, you seem like a very judgmental, LAME & boring person to be around with. The hell is you're problem like just stop talking, your not even worth the time arguing back to lmaoo. Just ew. Get a life.