By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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fmlstick 0

She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.

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BosatKhanjar101 0

congrats ur gonna be a father!!!! it's not gonna b so bad once u c the child u won't regret it. but.... it depends. how old r u?

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dugumit 0

so how you didn't strap one on? just her word alone was enough? then your stooooopid!

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Tahsis 4

She lied thus she can't force you to pay payments for child welfare. And learn to click the right bubble dumbass.

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nicholasjdiez 0

Definitely not true. The court won't care that she "lied" about being on birth control, only that the couple chose to have sex and a child resulted from the union. Absent putting the child up for adoption or some state law that allows a parent to relinquish parental responsibility both parents can be assessed child support.

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FUDGELOVESME 0

congratulations ur gonna be a daddy but FYL

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Mandy_fml 0

If you think about it, 99% effective, means 1 in a 100 shags could end in pregnancy. If you shag about four times a week, that's roughly once every six months you could get pregnant. Wowsa.

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323Felicity 0

no, the 99% effectiveness means 1 in 100 people will get pregnant, not that 1 in 100 'shags' will result in pregnancy.

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parallel 0

"STATISTICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!" - morbo

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onnielief 4

The only true statistic is that 1 in 5 people is surrounded by 4 others, everyone should know that!

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thedivinecomeD 0

FOUR MONTHS AGO. YDI for not Fu*king noticing earlier.

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Maddoctor 10

Some women don't show for up to six months. If the OP's g/f is one of these people, how would he have noticed?

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kagome43210 0

its a ******* woman!!!!! it doesnt matter if they wore a condom or if she was on the pill dumbass

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cornsnake 0

why does it say that you are a woman? if you are then there is no reason to be worried.

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kagome43210 0

ikr! thats what im saying!

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