Health: Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about... - FML

By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By fmexgirlfriend - 15/08/2009 05:30 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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By maybe time to adopt - 04/03/2018 15:00

Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML

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Top comments

fmlstick 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 19:58

She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 19:58

She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.

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Ifeelyou 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:05

The pills not a hundred percent effective I'm A pill baby

SettoFail 9

Friday 8 October 2010 20:00

so is my sister haha :)

maskedman 9

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:21

I always go to DMX for the really tough life problems.

maskedman 9

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:23

I always go to DMX for the really tough life problems.

chocobunnyyumyum 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:30

this was submitted by a girl...

rose12353 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:31

ummm guys?..... the OP is a girl... o.o

basilisk454 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:42

wtf the OP is a woman?! @_@

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:46

Uh, just because you're the "man" in the relationship, doesn't mean you actually have the right tools to make a baby.

MidgetMonster 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:47

how amusing that most assume that because she got pregnant, she was lying about being on the pill!!! lol!!! are you so ignorant of how many birth control oopsies are alive today? antibiotics, failing to take it properly, accidently missing a pill... well I have just wasted time writing this to ppl no smarter than a door knob. 

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:53

Yeowch. Dump the bitch. I'm a girl so I'm not being sexist, but if she lied to you about using contraception then she's obvs not worth a **** (pardon the pun). Either she's a baby-obsessed freak or else she didn't lie, she forgot. Or it's fake (the FML, not the baby). Oooooorrrr (sorry XD) she admitted to you that she lied. Which brings me back to my first theory...

WhiskeyX 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:48

Riiiight....because being female means you can be sexist. Just like being any race other white means you can't be racist. Logic fail.

monnanon 13

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:54

she meant she wasnt being sexist to the ops girlfriend.

iRobynM 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:25

that sucks! at least you get a baby!! marry the girl!!

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