Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
Wildghost123 13
HOLY SHIT I WANT TO MEET HIM
KestrelGirl 15
I'm into Magic (Magic: The Gathering, right?), but not too much. I can see why your date is addicted, it's a pretty cool game. And I'm a girl, don't judge.
faolanam 9
There's nothing "mystical" about it, it's seriously just called "Magic: The Gathering", or "Magic" for short. Way to not give the guy a chance to explain something he enjoys to you, before you run off making fun of it and him.
LizardMilk 22
Uh, deal with it, or leave. Everyone has a hobby they enjoy, there's nothing wrong with it. Besides, Magic is fun.
1062438 6
DONT EVEN START ITS A TRAP A WONDERFUL BUT EXPENSIVE AND TIME CONSUMING TRAP
Rubixiam 5
Good for you! You've finally realised you're shallow and judgemental because of another persons hobbies! Congrats!
marigoldcobain 21
Today, I found out that the girl I'm dating who seemed pretty nice thinks her life is terrible because she's dating me. Why? I play and am really good at Magic: The Gathering. FML
RageWolf16 31
Soooo many butthurt Magic players lmao...
AwkwardKarma 18
Those games are some pretty serious stuff. You can win money from winning.
QuagD 17
Bitch, accept people. You arent worthy of peoples kindness on here.