Compromising position

By Hjeimoe - 09/03/2022 12:00

Spicy
Today, I’m in the hospital with a broken leg and a bruised left backside, because my boyfriend’s wife came home earlier than expected from work and my only escape was from the second story window. Turns out, plastic trash cans are not very cushion-y. FML
I agree, your life sucks 178
You deserved it 4 146

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That you landed in a trash can seems like a perfect ending

Life hack: if you date single guys instead of being awful and cheating with married jerks, you don’t have to lie to their wives and won’t have to jump out of the window to keep up the cheating. Hope that helps! (:

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Why should you run? Unless you are complicit in the affair? 🤔

Life hack: if you date single guys instead of being awful and cheating with married jerks, you don’t have to lie to their wives and won’t have to jump out of the window to keep up the cheating. Hope that helps! (:

You ought to sue that bitch for ruining your sexy time! That must be against the law somewhere.

That you landed in a trash can seems like a perfect ending

Aiden89 23

YDI, no sympathy for cheaters

slhiggx 17

Sounds like you got exactly what you deserve.

she didn't make a promise to the wife, the husband did

Your fault. You should have hid in the closet. Or don’t be cheap. Pay for a hotel instead!

Possible answers: Weed. Hitting your SO. Sleeping with married dudes/chicks. Question: Name something that has both a legal/ethical way to do it and an illegal/unethical way to do it. Weed is legal if you have a medical card or drive to a state where it’s legal. Hitting your SO is legal if it’s consensual sex play. Sleeping with married individuals is OK if they engage in ENM. If that’s your thing, I suggest looking into it. Otherwise, you stuck your genitals in the fire and got burned.

kitten79TX 5

Zero sympathy. Don't date married men unless they are in an open, poly type relationship and you can CONFIRM it with the wife.