Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
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HeavyMetalViking
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Wait, if you didn't have friends, who told you that you were boring? The nail file?!
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Carpy
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You darted friends in preschool? Who the hell would give a preschooler darts to throw at people?
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LunaNstars
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i once had no friends...then i got to high school :)
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rocket2
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lil late there buddy I darted making friends in preschool
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ILUVMSC
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don't be an ass, he was trying to help him.... this world has turned into a home for idiots.
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Carpy
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You darted friends in preschool? Who the hell would give a preschooler darts to throw at people?
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fatgirllovesfml
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the fuc%, u idiot....find Internet friends!!! "prob. solved"
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SeasonedLemur
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Hahaha Yes!! brilliant comment #17! bravo!!
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sterlingarcher
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ahaha nail file?? that's awesome
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kcluna
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It's better then NOT dreaming at all!!!
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sterlingarcher
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35.. haha ok that's also true
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dre_bro11
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Really 35? IMO I prefer those nights when you shut your eyes and it seems a second later you open them and it's day. And just to clarify, I know you do dream all the time, just sometimes it seems you didn't cause you don't remember them.
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HugeRedRash
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it's okay OP. Growing up I had no friends either. My mom said I wasn't allowed to have friends because then I would become drug addicted like all the kids these days. And then I turned 38 and moved out.
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TookaWooka666
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That's one hell of a intense dream, maybe it's a sign to stay away from nail filers.
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dreamering
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45. Was that your mom who wrote an FML a while back, complaining about you? Good that you finally decided to move out.
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oliveindamiddle
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12- well arent you just the shit.
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nerdchic
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45 - you moved out when you were 38? are you serious?!!! no one you had no friends.. parents can't prevent their kids from not having friends.. freak
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jbiebsislife
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**started
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j_cat187
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my first best friend died from lukemia when i was in kindergarden and it changed me
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ritbbehindu
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39 I agree
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staceysgenesis16
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ahaha a nail file .. your pathetic .. please go away OP lol ..
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tsukaga2isuwaya
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71 He was obviously joking. Sarcasm, learn it.
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rocketeer_97
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90- like i said, your comments annoy me like hell.
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staceysgenesis16
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okay. telling me once is good enough. i dont really give a flying fuck if you think theyre annoying. they shouldnt annoy you. they arent directed towards you. do please, fuck off.
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TimeDisposalEngi
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lol I dreampt my mom bit her lip once..
I also dreampt I got in a fight with a girl in a wheelchair.
I won.
I also dreampt I got in a fight with a girl in a wheelchair.
I won.
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rocketeer_97
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if you dont give a "flying fuck" then why respond back to me ? you should listen to your own comment too. dont try to be witty or be a smartass because it just makes you look like a little bitch.
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staceysgenesis16
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yup ur right .. you and your colorful little hello kitty picture. you started all this for no apparent reason. im arguing with a stupid slut thats a hater on FML. FML.
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ihasbrains
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Soooo have you tried being not boring?
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LunaNstars
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it's difficult to stop being yourself. i learned to either be weird or boring. weird turned out okay...
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shenaniganry
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6 - weird's always the greatest way to go.
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HubertPL
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just be yourself who cares what other people think... eventually you will meet people who like you for who you are.
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Ritaa_fml
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EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL INSIDE, guys.
But seriously, I think when people are boring it's simply because they're always second-guessing everything they say or do because they're afraid they'll be judged for it.
But seriously, I think when people are boring it's simply because they're always second-guessing everything they say or do because they're afraid they'll be judged for it.
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hpdc
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I like you, Ritaa
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Ritaa_fml
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#95: You're naive. I was obviously being sarcastic.
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SystemofaBlink41
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92- what you say is true... I was afraid of making much conversation because I thought people would think what I talked about was stupid, and in turn got called boring once... That's when I learned not give a shit and now I talk about my nipples to break the ice...
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iLikeWaffles155
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holy shit!!!!
me too!!
me too!!
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ImaWiseGuy
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your boring dreams in no way reflect on your personal life or social capabilities.....
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bluegoldfish
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your dreams are like your brain sorting through all the information its taken in over the course of the day (or since you last slept properly) so they reflect what youve thought about and found out and seen and heard etc...so if you have an interesting life youre probably more likely to have interesting dreams than someone who has a boring life.
on the other hand, you dont remember all your dreams so you might only knowingly dream about really boring stuff even if you had a really interesting day and vice versa.
so you guys are both right sort of...
on the other hand, you dont remember all your dreams so you might only knowingly dream about really boring stuff even if you had a really interesting day and vice versa.
so you guys are both right sort of...
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EspeonEve
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Dayum... I mean, seriously you guys that's not boring.
Like, what the fuck are you guys on?! I need to get me some...
Like, what the fuck are you guys on?! I need to get me some...
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pieintheface
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wow. how boring can you get?
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stormlvr
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well that depends.... if it's a dream about being chained to a desk in a building that's about to explode because the Russian mafia left you there and all you had was a nail file to escape then that's not so boring....
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ImInABox
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Stop boring us, OP
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zack11742
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EPIC WIN
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AmberlovesJb
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I have a dream...
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cptmorgan15
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that one century...
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emodude44
| 0
I have a dream, a song to sing
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I have a dream, a fantasy
To help me through reality
And my destination makes it worth the while
Pushing through the darkness still another mile
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I have a dream, a song to sing
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I have a dream, a fantasy
To help me through reality
And my destination makes it worth the while
Pushing through the darkness still another mile
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I have a dream, a song to sing
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
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shenaniganry
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You made me giggle! (:
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iLazy
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*YAWN*
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im_awsome
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there is so many boring people in this world, so you wont have a problem with having something in common with others
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HeavyMetalViking
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Wait, if you didn't have friends, who told you that you were boring? The nail file?!