Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of two years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I'm cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I was getting ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. I wear shapewear shorts to keep my FUPA and thighs under control, so when I removed those, he recoiled and said, “Fuck that shit, what happened to your body?” He promptly dumped me for “catfishing” him and told me to leave his house. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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SweetestSin 4
don't you have pictures to show as proof?
caticaticati 3
I am a chick and I have boxers. So does my mom. So do some of my female friends. They're comfy to sleep in in the summer.
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SweetestSin 4
don't you have pictures to show as proof?
JassyJas 2
awwe im sorry :(
me5 0
Xactly. a picture is worth more than 1000 what? trust!!
Soulathyia 0
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You're a chick and you have boxers? Don't say it was because she's fat they make panties for fat people too. Maybe you have deeper rooting problems then once being fat.
caticaticati 3
I am a chick and I have boxers. So does my mom. So do some of my female friends. They're comfy to sleep in in the summer.
picturescrazy 24
I'm a girl, and I too wear boxers. Nothing wrong with it. They're comfy and cheaper than girl's pajama shorts.
SarahhBabi 0
I'm a girl and almost EVERY girl I know, including myself, owns at least one pair of boxers. we just wear them as nice, comfy pjs :)
SourCandyyz 0
I agree... I'm a girl and I own a couple pairs of boxers... they make good PJ shorts :P
spazz666 18
Don't get me started with double standards...
twihard13 5
Yeah, I'm a girl and I've been wearing boxers for years. My friends used to make fun of me until they were sleeping over and realized they forgot pajamas. They had to borrow some lol.
me5 0
A chick... it is a chick?
myalleyway 9
yes
Mutantking 0
maybe it's a guy and his boyfriend thinks he's cheating on him. so? the fml doesn't work if it's a guy?
bluejay22 4
the gender sign next to the name shows it is infact a female
Willthediscusguy 0
homophones- it is just as likely to be a guy....
stupidmonkey80 0
nope cause than it could just be his boxers and there isn't reason to think of cheating
bluejay22 4
there is a female symbol next to the name... hence it is a she
Superstitious 6
Homophobes and homophones are two different things
st4rbucksisevil 0
Wtf? A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning. Unless you meant homophobes but that means fear of gay people... So I'm going to go with option 3, you're an idiot, because why would a guy think his boyfriend is cheating if he possess an item of male clothing?
perdix 29
Actually #10 is right, it's a new, obscure sense of the word "homophone" that only those who are "in the know" understand. This new definition of "homophone" is a homophobe who views FML on an iPhone where you can't tell the gender of the OP. One has no idea whether the OP is a straight woman or a gay guy, so they go with their deep-rooted fear and hatred of gays to make their comment. Now you are "in the know." Welcome to the club.
PaperCaper 11
Actually, you can tell their gender. Just thought I'd mention that...
bluejay22 4
16 - you can see the gender, it's a small icon next to the name.... you just have to be "non-idiot" enough to know the difference between male and female
myalleyway 9
because if the boxers don't fit him right it will look like he is cheating and wearing another man's boxers from after having sex
Mutantking 0
The guy was mad that the op had a bigger pair of boxers which means that either is understanding that the op wears boxers (because it's a guy and duh) so he got mad when they were bigger or it's some chick who used to be so fat she fit only into boxers. the guy in the story doesn't seem at all mad that the op had boxers. more that they didn't fit.
bugmenotmofo 34
shut up and get me a sammich.