By everybodysfool - United States
  Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of 2 years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I am cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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  twihard13  |  5

Yeah, I'm a girl and I've been wearing boxers for years. My friends used to make fun of me until they were sleeping over and realized they forgot pajamas. They had to borrow some lol.

By  st4rbucksisevil  |  0

Wtf? A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning. Unless you meant homophobes but that means fear of gay people... So I'm going to go with option 3, you're an idiot, because why would a guy think his boyfriend is cheating if he possess an item of male clothing?

  perdix  |  29

Actually #10 is right, it's a new, obscure sense of the word "homophone" that only those who are "in the know" understand.

This new definition of "homophone" is a homophobe who views FML on an iPhone where you can't tell the gender of the OP. One has no idea whether the OP is a straight woman or a gay guy, so they go with their deep-rooted fear and hatred of gays to make their comment.

Now you are "in the know." Welcome to the club.

  bluejay22  |  4

16 - you can see the gender, it's a small icon next to the name.... you just have to be "non-idiot" enough to know the difference between male and female

By  Mutantking  |  0

The guy was mad that the op had a bigger pair of boxers which means that either is understanding that the op wears boxers (because it's a guy and duh) so he got mad when they were bigger or it's some chick who used to be so fat she fit only into boxers. the guy in the story doesn't seem at all mad that the op had boxers. more that they didn't fit.