Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb...

By Anonymous - 10/7/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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By mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2865393 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:03

Maybe you shouldn't have been standing in the way then?...

By BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2865405 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:05

well even trees hate nagging.

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By mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2865393 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:03

Maybe you shouldn't have been standing in the way then?...

MicMic_fml | 7

#2865505 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Jacobt24 | 19

#2865580 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:16

Karma*.
And this is a YDI because you don't stand under trees when branches are being cut down

MrMonk | 5

#2865587 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:16

maybe it wasn't an accident...

fmyli | 0

#2865645 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:23

what was op like oh hey like a falling branch. should i move?

DontModMeDammit | 10

#2865762 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:37

George George, George of the jungle..ehh I'll stop while I'm ahead..

changetheworld | 0

#2865813 - Monday 11 July 2011 9:42

If you're going to nag about a tree limb being cut, maybe you shouldn't do it under 'said' tree limb. Just a thought.

Isabel312 | 0

#2865962 - Monday 11 July 2011 10:11

What really happened was op was about to walk inside and her husband got the branch, went behind her, and hit her in the head with it, then exclaiming in his football touchdown voice,"what now, bitch!" he then realized she was unconcious and told her this story instead.

dinodannyrawr | 5

#2865996 - Monday 11 July 2011 10:15

you should sleep with her husband :)

paolayupp | 6

#2866113 - Monday 11 July 2011 10:48

if I were the husband, right after the branch fell on her, I would have started singing 'Move bitch! get out the way, get out the way bitch!'

baddud300 | 6

#2866524 - Monday 11 July 2011 13:21

Well how do you think the tree feels.. he had someone constantly plotting to kill him? Him falling on you was just his last dying attempt to take you with him.

flamegrilled123 | 3

#2866769 - Monday 11 July 2011 14:38

chin up

WallyTheWombat | 0

#2867842 - Monday 11 July 2011 18:00

She was probably standing under the branch and nagging at him while he was cutting it down. You could have always done it yourself if you wanted it down so bad.