By ksmith - 09/08/2011 04:59 - United States

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Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
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bluebird0020 2

Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.

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6969awesome 0

That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer

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bluebird0020 2

Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.

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Xaviour 0

I will those kinds of business trips..but sorry dude.

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AaronTkr 0

that's awful bro. leave her.

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larisonr 4

I bet someone will find something funny to say about it.

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Jacobt24 19

How do u think she earns so much money? I can't even imagine her Holiday bonus

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slitherbomb 0

The bitch knows how to seal the deal. Her bush is probably in the shape of a key and her ****** is the lock.

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maz255 10

she shaves the bush so she can rake in the cash

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teh_internet 0

well its really clean. I like her little heart she makes B-)

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konto4 1

I hope you already punched her for that.

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YourEvilHero 12

well when she comes back make sure you're in bed with another woman.

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DynamicDave 11

I really wanted to find something funny/witty to say here, but... Yeah, I've got nothing. Sorry man. Get out while you can!

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SoccerRebel594 0

Today, I left town to go on one of my usual business trips. I felt like I was forgetting something, but I shook it off. It wasn't until later that night when I realized I forgot to weedwhack the bush. So much for hotel room romance tonight. FML

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

There really is nothing funny about this to say... That truly sucks, OP. Confront her about it.

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Amrel 10

She obviously doesnt give a damn about her soon to be bad reputation

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SecretlyEvil9792 22

Maybe you should confront her about that. She could maybe just shave it on business trips because it makes her feel more clean cut and professional. Or she could be a cheating *****.

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Pixxio_O 11

Buy condoms whenever you go to "meetings" and leave the receipts on the table for her to see

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idancewithrev 0

she was going to the naked beaches on her business trips jk she was sleeping with other guys...deal with it.

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chrisdiazknowsbe 0

Duhh, why do you think her plane rides are free? It's not just business work it's Also dirty work she as to do

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GigglePony 13

As they say, get a haircut and get a real job. Sucks bro, sorry.

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idontcare8l 3

Maybe her job is hooking

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jackt2034 0

do you want your wife to look unprofessional and scruffy on her business trips? and who knows, maybe she wants to start a new trend of only shaving on important occasions because you know, shaving daily is too mainstream, old school. she's going new school!

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stro88 6

She musta given you some if you know she shaves the nani who ever gets it down the line is just settling for sloppy seconds.

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zaku2capt 1

Hmmm maybe its just a coincidence

loveexgirl 15

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PawsUp_fml 2

Maybe it's coincidence that she ***** another dude...not. Think before you post.

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slitherbomb 0

Ummmm, 23, it's you're* not your...... And you're calling him retarded..........

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loveexgirl 15

Well, sorry if I'm not a grammar natzi. Everyone just loovveesss those.

maz255 10

36 there's no need for a comma after "ummmmm" you 'tard "grammer nazi slayer strikes again!!" *jumps out window*

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loveexgirl 15

May I add, you don't start a sentence with and. 36.

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maz255 10

Oh exuse me, Mr./Ms./Mrs. 36, yeah just read the above comment and whatnot.. *jumps out different window*

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SoccerRebel594 0

It's probably from his/her iPod, which means anything after a period is capitalized. So please refrain from the fail-trollin'

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VeganVampyre 26

Actually, 47, there is a need for a comma when specifically addressing someone by name, or in this case, number. It had nothing to do with the fact that they said "umm" at all. Look at the whole sentence and get your facts straight.

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jacksonclarke 0

I love fml fights so much more ridiculous than Facebook fights due to the large amount of morons on fml

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premiermois 5

As opposed to the very large number of intellectuals on any other social networking website?

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jacksonclarke 0

Touché, I still enjoy the fml fights though they're so much easier to find.

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tylenol123 0

I think facebook is retarded, tell me 1difference between facebook and the common cell phone please cuz im dying to figure this out

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bball234 6

well a common cell phone is a phone, which you call and/or text people with. a social networking site is a place where random losers spend their whole life.

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lovin_darkness 0

2 remember: Rule # 39: there is no such thing as coincidence.

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jbaby7892 0

I really wish you people wouldn't get all touchy with your comments!!! Obviously he was joking when he said "hmmm maybe it's a coincidence" lighten up geez

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castrosabeast 7

49 you cab start a sentence with and as long as you follow with a comma

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maz255 10

Ms. Vampyre, i am a grammAR nazi SLAYER not an actual member or whatever, so YOU go get your facts straight. *throws batarang at you* :p

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coNsperAZI 4

U ppl r lame. Fighting about grammar. Lmao Go hate on ppl somewhere else and don't forget to comment on my poor grammar

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Brool_Story_Co 17

You can start a sentence with and but you sound like a dumbfuck. BTW it's can not cab

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Pixxio_O 11

Well 47 just died twice...

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Psychoticninja 4

Is it also coincidence that you have 69 thumbs down?

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HomeAl0ne 20

Can we get back to her shaved pussy please?

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sugar42 0

why do you guys care about grammar?!

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LFelixM 3

Oh you're a genious. I bet he meant it. I bet he was dead serious. YOU think before you post

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AllTimeLowSally 6

Or on business trips, she stays in a hotel with a pool and wants to clean up before wearing a bikini.... Not everything is automatically bad.

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6969awesome 0

That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer

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pivotmasterDM1 0

Omg. That picture...it can't be...You're that guy who annoys people!

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spartan522114 0

Or it's just someone using the picture...

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cptcook 0

No that's when you call Joey grecko.. Hell see if that bitch is clean or not

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KrazyKatz3 26

Or you could just divorce her without stalking her. Or confront her??

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imustbeinsane 2

i know :( these are the fmls i hate, they really sadden me

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CryMoreFMLs 14

****** like OP's wife make me glad I'm insane and alone. I don't have to deal with any of this bullshit. Just me, my phone, and my padded cell.

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ktateprado 0

It's not cheating if it's her job. OP should be glad he isn't being charged.

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tybtab 5

shes not a bitch she wouldnt be able to get some with a hairy vag

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DamnSmooth 0

No, no your right. I'm sure she'll answer truthfully about it, too. Besides; mind games are too much fun. Nothing like asking a beautiful woman why she took so long in the bathroom; noting that her ass is probably a mess & watching all the self confidence drain from her face. (See ? She won't wanna go anywhere or cheat on her husband with that frame of mind !)

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Gourmet_Taco 0

She obviously doesn't want to gross out the guy who's munching her rug. Just being courteous :P

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gunmania0 12

It's no longer a rug! It's just hard wood flooring.

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SoccerRebel594 0

If there is anything hard about a ****** then there are some serious issues with it medically...

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zembof 3

I like both drugs and tacos

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kgage88 0

the fact she is shaving means there is no rug to munch...

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a_lenzmeier 11

I love your picture. Tacos are yummy. It sounds like something Gabriel Iglasias would say.

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DeadlySofa 5

Saddening, isn't it.

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JodeMiVida 13

Yeah, reading cheating FMLs, particularly with married couples always makes me a bit depressed :(

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littlestmOnster_fml 1

Ooo sounds like my kinda bussiness, but not your WIFE, I suggest you write the word bitch on your hand and back hand her :D

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folfin 0

but write it backwards so she's got a nice brand on her face.

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halleyroosan 8

That's the true definition of a bitch slap. (:

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AustiinP 0

When she is shaving hers, go shave yours to, and say "it's just a coincidence you guess". Play mind games my friend.

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zinoxity 23

Someone who likes ponies AKA mylittlepony

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CDABXXX 5

11-Dude, you're a genius!!!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Patrick's so popular.

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xbella 8

maybe she feels really comfortable with you she doesn't feel the need to shave, and she feels more confident when she's shaved and goes on business. hmm.

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AustiinP 0

or... the 90% humanly probable reason, is the unfortunate alternative.

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littlestmOnster_fml 1

Yea if only OP wasn't smart and thought about that ?!

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