FML : Today, my family was going to go out on a boat to celebrate Independence Day. We agreed we'd be at the marina by 11:45 AM. It's currently 1:45 PM and half...

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Today, my family was going to go out on a boat to celebrate Independence Day. We agreed we'd be at the marina by 11:45 AM. It's currently 1:45 PM and half of the family is still asleep while two are nursing hangovers. FML

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By ellisp1 - / Tuesday 4 July 2017 22:10 /

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By Fritterzz | 13

#7479880 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 10:11

They seem to be independent people.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7479903 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 11:19

Ironically, your day is ruined because you are dependent on those shit people! "When in the course of human events, ..."

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By Fritterzz | 13

#7479880 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 10:11

They seem to be independent people.

By Uralriver | 10

#7479883 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 10:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By gobiteme2 | 29

#7479889 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 10:48

And you are standing there why.

By davek | 32

#7479902 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 11:19

Bloody traitors, throwing perfectly good tea into the harbour and all that. God Save the Queen!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7479903 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 11:19

Ironically, your day is ruined because you are dependent on those shit people! "When in the course of human events, ..."

By artybicardi | 4

#7479992 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 05:25

Am I the only one who thinks the writer actually had a fun family? ?

By Stealthninjaa | 12

#7480014 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 07:10

This post seems more like a "MLIA".

By RollingToTheTop | 4

#7481017 - Friday 7 July 2017 02:22

**I thought that was what the whole holiday was about. Oh, wait. Fireworks?**

By smartjaguargurl | 10

#7481058 - Friday 7 July 2017 05:16

That's when you go without them. Fuck them. Don't let it ruin your day.

By olga_crvjl | 18

#7481153 - Friday 7 July 2017 09:41

Lol damn and I thought my my family sucked At punctuality lol

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