Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
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OBUDDAYJOELPUTTY 12
You might want to go ahead and stop your mother-in-law now before you have two wives.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
The fuq?
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Comments (175)
Briscuit 24
I'm torn... In one way you should help out family in their time of need, especially since it's her mother. But on the other hand I can understand why you would disagree with it. I'm just spitballing, but if you DO buy a house, consider one with a basement suite either you and your wife may live in, or your mother in law. That's all I got! :)
Bullpine 11
But OP's mother-in-law shouldn't expect him to buy her anything. Houses are freaking expensive.
RedPillSucks 33
Building a "mother-in-law" addition might be cheaper (but still expensive).
Lightcrusade 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Stand up for yourself or you are going to be pussy whipped you're whole life! Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
zandalee 20
I agree... You give in to this bloody woman and you will be whipped for life! Time to grow up and stand up.
ladyLALAA 29
Wow, your maturity astounds me.
comedybreak 20
I agree until the last sentence. It's true this generation but still sexist.
PurpleCabbage 1
I need to kill myself.. I recognise that song >_<
Blue_Black_fml 21
Just tell your mother-in-law that you're a sleepwalker, and can be loud and dangerous..
amspawforth 4
If it bothers you so much, do something productive about it and sit down with your wife, explain that this has made you unhappy. If you approach a situation in a mature way you're more likely to reach a resolution OP.
Anubis_81 21
Man up. 'nuff said!!
br0ccoli 15
My heart goes out to you, OP. I've heard horror stories about in-laws. If I were you, I would not only deadbolt your room door, but also wear steel enforced underwear for when her arthritis-knee-ticks-to-your-crotch act up.
igive 29
an extended stay, that's mighty frightening i must say. tell the wife how you feel today.
xJebu 8
You are GAY and you will always be dumb no matter what SAY
LSS_fml 18
Speak for yourself, 52
igive 29
my sexual orientation does not determine my intelligence. perhaps you should reconsider your statement
xJebu 8
*revised* why the **** would rhyme to OP situation. I've seen this before where the wife has separation issues from her mom and shit heads south fast. So **** you :p
igive 29
yes, she may have issues, but part of being in a marriage is being able to communicate with you're spouse. insulting me won't make you any brighter, sir.
igive 29
yes she may have issues but in a marriage he should be able to communicate with his spouse. insulting me won't solidify your arguement.
hellbilly205 17
Can you read 1?
hellbilly205 17
Ok well this was suppose to be a reply to the first comment not sure how it became its own comment *waits for thumbs down*
babyshaft408 8
Tellen u **** mother in laws they ruin ur life when the move in
1happymummy 14
Im so taking my mum in when she gets older, she struggled as a single mum, didnt leave my side at the birth of my daughter and has never let me down. So if I get married my husband will just have to lump it.
alfred07 18
You might want to warn any future husbands of that beforehand.
sulitak 27
1. that's nice of you. 2. it sounds like you're talking OLDER. this mother doesn't seem older. 3. would your mother phrase it as "you living with her" or as "her living with you" (there's a HUGE difference)