Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
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OBUDDAYJOELPUTTY 12
You might want to go ahead and stop your mother-in-law now before you have two wives.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
The fuq?
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Comments (175)
Devin91 20
You thought !
hasaz6969 0
Tell the bitch she'll where we live and won't be picky or not at all.
sailorguy 2
Marriage is for idiots. Your story is why.
etiennerheaume_fml 0
Shitty
perdix 31
Is she a MILILF? If not, invest heavily in alcohol, at some level on intoxication, a mother-daughter three-way seems like a good idea.
RedPillSucks 33
Unless they're both wearing strap-on
simplylost643 0
#89- Yes, but it's also the same level of intoxication that has you thinking it's a good idea to pet that growling dog, because it's just so darn cute. The level of drunk that has you believing it'll be ok if I take off all my clothes here, we're all adults. Things that occur at that level of NOT sober, never end well. Unfortunetly.
BobbieH 19
That's a bad situation, sorry OP. FYL!
hqbrat 8
Dump them both
Vaginabutter 15
Tome to put on your big boy pants and say "Hell NO"!
heitwl 1
Use the word no it works quite well. Yell her she can sleep on the sofa till she gets a job and an apartment.
theonlysweetpea 10
No. Just hell no! Tell your so-called "wife" to act like she has a uterus