Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML
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camis
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You can always tell the customers that you don't work there.
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csigabajnok
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Now's the time to strike back at your boss-wannabe! Employees of another workplace unite!
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csigabajnok
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Now's the time to strike back at your boss-wannabe! Employees of another workplace unite!
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Nicksaysheyyy
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smart guy!! JK
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nosajb23_fml
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ah man i would love for that to happen to me think of all the creative ways u could make him look like a jerk
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DarksideDoll
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Since the only risk is losing a job you don't have, tell them you work too damn hard & you either want a raise or YOU QUIT!
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camis
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You can always tell the customers that you don't work there.
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stedfastwolf
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that would be funny if it happened to me
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hockey_66
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that's what you get for dressing like that
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starfish7
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Yeah, don't be rude and ignore people just because they think you work there, OP.
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corocoro
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Talk to people? Are you out of your mind? :p
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bobdole
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you should have pretended to be an employee and flipped out
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stellasue11
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haha, thats what i was thinking too lol
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suyci
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super nice.. why doesnt that ever happen to me? XD
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moig_fml
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granted this is a decent FML, id say it could be more appropriately called the opportunity of a lifetime haha i wouldve went off on the manager. kind of like that dane cook bit about already losing your reference so you might as well go out in style hahahaa
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Amkii
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#s 4 and 12 - Love it! Perfect!!
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ricknasty
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#13 - The great thing about America? You cheap mf'ers can and will sue anybody for anything. Good for you.
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extreme_flyboy
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Yeah F*CK!!!! I HATE #13 SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!! HOW THE F*CK CAN YOU ARGUE LIKE THAT!!! "yeah, he confused me with an employee, so i just sue the living mother f*cking sh*t out of this place! Yeah, i rock". YOU ARE A MORON!!!!!!
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lala_85
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#10 hilarious i love dane!!!!
#12- so true say everything you want to say to your real boss.... 'your the most conceded lazy good for nothing sack of dog turd i've ever met. go fuck yourself before i smash your face into your microscope' [erm wait that's my boss lol]
#12- so true say everything you want to say to your real boss.... 'your the most conceded lazy good for nothing sack of dog turd i've ever met. go fuck yourself before i smash your face into your microscope' [erm wait that's my boss lol]
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M_I_A
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you should have said you were going to sue. you could have banked off of macy's!