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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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Added protein

By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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Sorry, little dude

By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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Hi guys

By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:18

Did it come with a side order of Chicken Flied Lice, too? That would bug me.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:17

Oh good lord...that's disgusting... Hope you can get a refund....

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Welshite 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:17

What?! Roaches are delicious! Don't be wasting food now, OP.

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:45

Yeah considering we will have to start eating insects soon as the world food supply dwindles, We should probably start getting a taste for em now. Tuck into ya roaches!

JustinKirby 20

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:55

OP hasn't sued them for all they are worth, otherwise it wouldn't be an FML

coried91 28

Saturday 8 February 2014 2:41

Welshite, you just made me throw up in my mouth a little...

smokecloud_ 37

Saturday 8 February 2014 5:07

How DARE you insult bacon in such a way?! I'm appalled!!

FangirlingAlways 14

Saturday 8 February 2014 5:34

32, I just baby barfed. Yuck

StiffPvtParts 43

Saturday 8 February 2014 8:55

Why is #32's comment being thumbed down? His comment had the word "bacon" in it. You can't say no to bacon :c

zsxwrsd 7

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:04

**** you i can take a joke! *down votes*

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:17

Oh good lord...that's disgusting... Hope you can get a refund....

andrewturtle 16

Saturday 8 February 2014 15:29

At least it wasn't a hundred baby spiders :|

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 18:24

Too bad she didn't find it first like a smiler FML...

Robbieisadowg 16

Sunday 9 February 2014 18:21

Atleast it wasn't a thumb.

hexo21 13

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:18

Yeah lets just hope it wasn't too diseased

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:18

Did it come with a side order of Chicken Flied Lice, too? That would bug me.

polishguy05 15

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:20

Looks like you'll never be ordering there again

StompinOnCrayons 15

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:21

Next on Bear Grylls Survival : Cockroaches equal a tasty protein feast

nchic01 17

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:21

takeaway?

olpally 32

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:21

Glad I haven't eaten dinner yet. Lol yuck!

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:27

You should post the name of the restaurant so people can avoid repeating the experience. Sorry OP

Chellec2013 28

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:29

Call up the Health Inspector, that needs to be taken care of.

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