By Anonymous - 10/5/2017 04:00
Today, my mom came in to hug me while I was sleeping, or so I thought. I woke up and tried to hug her back, only to find she had wrapped a tape measure around me. She was trying to measure my bust size to win a bet. FML
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  Druu  |  53

joke [johk] n. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act