By Anonymous - 10/05/2017 04:00

Today, my mom came in to hug me while I was sleeping, or so I thought. I woke up and tried to hug her back, only to find she had wrapped a tape measure around me. She was trying to measure my bust size to win a bet. FML
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Sounds like mom just got busted!

We're waiting..

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We're waiting..

I think you're missing the point that this is an FML because that shit is creepy and invasive.

There's always one person who takes every joke seriously and ruins everyone else's fun.

And you missed the joke

joke [johk] n. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act

Sounds like mom just got busted!

So how big are they? LOL

Plot twist: OP is a guy. With bigger boobs than any of his female friends.

That's fucking creepy, I would be freaked the fuck out, who bets on their daughter's boob size? I wonder how that conversation even started.

It is creepy, but I believe it's son, not daughter in this fml.

A tape measure wouldn't measure your bust properly...but it works...how did she do?

What's the bet? Did your mom win? Did she get good odds, because your goods are odd?

Busty Mcgee!!!!

I read rape instead of tape

Hmmmmmmm, a mother who doesn't know her daughter's bust size??? Somehow I doubt it.

Not all parents are comfortable with discussing their own bodies, much less their children's blooming sexuality.