Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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The Gap
Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Precision strike
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
I'll call you!
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Top comments
ja2006 9
I personally feel as though the lifetime goal of a cellphone is to try and escape from its owner...
nooopeee 6
If it fits then it will sit :|
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Comments (97)
TimeDisposalEngi 14
IM ALWAYS TERRIFIED OF THAT HAPPENING!! I always hold mine extra tight when I cross into the hallway •_•
speckledots 29
I'm always afraid of storm drains and slots of the like. I death grip mine. I never even thought of the elevator.
buddy_J 16
How did you post this then
Sinistra_Blue 12
Alan, your picture gives an impression that you are slightly under the influence...
tranced_ 45
YDI for being so careless I mean first you bought such a slim phone and don't even get cover it for safety and drop it and then complain about it !
peacejunior 12
Good to know. Now, it is time to practice fishing. Hoping in your case to re catch your phone.
Rohit281 13
Same thing happened to me once. I then took my apartment's secretary's permission, switched off the elevator, forced the door open and climbed down. Luckily it wasn't damaged beyond repair. I hope yours wasn't too either, OP.
Otaku_hime 6
Yeesh, that sucks.
HockeyGirlLover 7
That sucks op my dad works on elevators and he finds phones, keys, jewelry, wallets and other stuff too you'd be surprised at what can be found in an elevator shaft
RLG4 20
I dropped my work smart card (needed to access the building and the network) down the elevator shaft in my building once. I asked building maintenance if they could get it for me. It took them a couple hours (because they had to shut down the elevator and find someone to do it), but I did get my card back. Hopefully you can get your phone back with no damage.
chilevmv 7
(>^.^)># waffle?
tman1985 9
best irrelevent comment ever
purplepie334 6
I'm terrified of that happening every time I leave the the eleavator