FML : Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp...

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By zzfreakshow - / Tuesday 15 October 2013 00:16 / United States - San Francisco

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By graceinsheepwear | 33

#5716880 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 9:11

They pecked your pecker?

By j_cat187 | 19

#5716909 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 10:27

That's sexual harassment. Sue the birds.

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By graceinsheepwear | 33

#5716880 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 9:11

They pecked your pecker?

TylerBurden | 21

#5716920 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 10:40

Woody wood wouldn't be amused.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5716943 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 11:44

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers...

tpm45 | 25

#5716978 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:19

I thought the birds were angry because the pigs stole their eggs... Are you also green by any chance, OP?

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#5718928 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 23:33

It doesn't seem possible to top #27's comment

By jipster | 11

#5716882 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 9:12

You have very funny friends OP, that they think it's funny to see you getting picked by seagull's.

By worldclassrager | 39

#5716884 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 9:14

Hope your okay...well don't get to crazy for revenge...

sds7 | 7

#5717748 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 1:23

*you're

yellowaholic | 25

#5718018 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 6:23

I don't think he can get revenge because he was asleep when it happened..

By NessaMae | 19

#5716886 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 9:16

I'd choose a smiley face on my stomach over my genitals getting poked at by seagulls anyday.

By Kallian_fml | 21

#5716887 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 9:17

Perhaps your friends thought you would appreciate a free vasectomy?

TheFunnyTroll | 3

#5717064 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 13:36

We can only hope the seagulls thought to cauterise the incision.

By dRpRdP | 8

#5716890 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 9:20

feeling sorry for your girlfriend :D

By funnaybitch114 | 7

#5716891 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 9:22

Haha reminds me of the time I told my sister not to go by a flock of seagulls at the beach, she did it anyways and ran up and down the beach screaming with a flock of seagulls chasing after herXD