By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 832
You deserved it 5 035

Same thing different taste

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graceinsheepwear 33

That's sexual harassment. Sue the birds.


graceinsheepwear 33
incoherentrmblr 21

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers...

tpm45 25

I thought the birds were angry because the pigs stole their eggs... Are you also green by any chance, OP?

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It doesn't seem possible to top #27's comment

You have very funny friends OP, that they think it's funny to see you getting picked by seagull's.

Hope your okay...well don't get to crazy for revenge...

I don't think he can get revenge because he was asleep when it happened..

I'd choose a smiley face on my stomach over my genitals getting poked at by seagulls anyday.

Kallian_fml 21

Perhaps your friends thought you would appreciate a free vasectomy?

We can only hope the seagulls thought to cauterise the incision.

Haha reminds me of the time I told my sister not to go by a flock of seagulls at the beach, she did it anyways and ran up and down the beach screaming with a flock of seagulls chasing after herXD

Some people are assholes. Sorry OP, that sounds painful. DX