By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
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graceinsheepwear 33

They pecked your pecker?

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j_cat187 19
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That's sexual harassment. Sue the birds.

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graceinsheepwear 33

They pecked your pecker?

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TylerBurden 21
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Woody wood wouldn't be amused.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers...

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tpm45 25

I thought the birds were angry because the pigs stole their eggs... Are you also green by any chance, OP?

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It doesn't seem possible to top #27's comment

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jipster 11
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You have very funny friends OP, that they think it's funny to see you getting picked by seagull's.

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worldclassrager 39
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Hope your okay...well don't get to crazy for revenge...

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sds7 7
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*you're

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yellowaholic 25
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I don't think he can get revenge because he was asleep when it happened..

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NessaMae 19
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I'd choose a smiley face on my stomach over my genitals getting poked at by seagulls anyday.

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Kallian_fml 21

Perhaps your friends thought you would appreciate a free vasectomy?

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TheFunnyTroll 3
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We can only hope the seagulls thought to cauterise the incision.

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dRpRdP 8
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feeling sorry for your girlfriend :D

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funnaybitch114 7
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Haha reminds me of the time I told my sister not to go by a flock of seagulls at the beach, she did it anyways and ran up and down the beach screaming with a flock of seagulls chasing after herXD

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JMichael 25

You're so evil ;)

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ClaireWinchester 17
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Some people are assholes. Sorry OP, that sounds painful. DX

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niftyismybitch 21
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Feeling sorry for the birds...

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tranced_ 44
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sombeach huh?

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