Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
The Gap
Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML
Anonymous
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Anonymous
Toulouse, France
Precision strike
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Reno
Reno, United States
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Tired
Philippines
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
Alice
United States
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Kris
United States
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
I'll call you!
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
FreeToFly3733
Canada
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Top comments
ja2006 9
I personally feel as though the lifetime goal of a cellphone is to try and escape from its owner...
nooopeee 6
If it fits then it will sit :|
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Comments (97)
saraitkddh 47
ouch losing your phone is one of the hardest things right now in life, I feel you OP
n4ture 20
what phone do you use!?
MortenM 17
I think the most relevant part here is the phone - elevator comparison. Either alone is irrelevant, but combined it could be a great learning experience for mankind
n00b4liciou5 10
It's a wonder how you got it back.
mamarama 1
Sorry to hear that! Hope you get it back!
QueenSaru 28
Oh man, that happened to my mom's car keys once at our work. We didn't even KNOW they could fit perfectly in that gap until that happened. :<
auburngirl106 14
Omg nooo
b_free_8 9
OMG that almost happened to me last weekend! It barely missed and went onto the floor as the doors were closing and I practically dove out the elevator to get it
Averagegamer 1
how did you upload this
ulissey_fml 22
Would that lift your spirit to know that you reached the ultimate level at Handi Crush ?
cjlerch 29
If it was a blackberry, than life did you a favor. Otherwise, FYL.