Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 06:37 - United States

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By FreeToFly3733 - 19/08/2010 11:25 - Canada

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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By scherzo - 09/04/2018 08:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML

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By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

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ja2006 9

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:02

I personally feel as though the lifetime goal of a cellphone is to try and escape from its owner...

nooopeee 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 11:56

If it fits then it will sit :|

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tpm45 25

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:16

Phones are actually the begging of the robot revolution. Step one of their master plan: escape.

tpm45 25

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:17

Beginning, sorry.

sarcasticlover 30

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:20

I always feel scared that could happen..... hard luck OP

underthesea12 24

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:22

that's what you get for putting things in slots you shouldn't!

jillytc 23

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:25

don't feel bad, I found out what the sound of my phone under a fourwheelers sounds like

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:37

I take it you no longer have a phone...hope you had a warranty...

popsicle_stix 2

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:55

Amy Lee found out the same thing!

TyT63 12

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:58

boy that escelated quickly

Dramori 29

Tuesday 15 October 2013 13:03

Obviously not a Nokia, the gap would need to be bigger than the Grand Canyon for one of those to slip through!

Thorzix 23

Tuesday 15 October 2013 14:58

It wouldn't slip through, but it'd break through...

SgtAssCheeks 21

Tuesday 15 October 2013 13:24

bad luck OP! Can't you call the operator or the elevator maintenance to get some help having it back? FYL

67FML 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 14:34

That is a total fear of mine! Hope you had insurance or your work replaces it.

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