FML : Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls....

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Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML

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OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

By ephram17 - / Monday 1 June 2015 16:21 / United States

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By TheGolfGTI | 24

#6308096 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:03

I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

By clevergirl98 | 20

#6308072 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:58

Double whammy?

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By clevergirl98 | 20

#6308072 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:58

Double whammy?

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Iwannarock1 | 19

#6308161 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:55

what a bitch. you owe him big time.

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ScarredVox92 | 16

#6308475 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 17:47

Domestic abuse!

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SkullsRules1 | 26

#6308797 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:28

#56 it'd be domestic abuse if she purposely injured him. Both were accidental and she apologized straight away.

By Atomic_Mushroom | 14

#6308080 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:59

WELL, someone likes it rough..

By Ms_ValS | 27

#6308084 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:00

Fuck your husband's life OP

By OysterPearls | 33

#6308087 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:01

I sure hope this isn't your way of spicing things up in the bedroom.

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6308091 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:01

it will make for a good camp fire laughter.

By TheGolfGTI | 24

#6308096 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:03

I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

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sonasonic | 34

#6308112 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:14

You gotta face the facts OP...

By CyberSeeker | 20

#6308097 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:03

I bet he would have loved that

By JonathanKG | 12

#6308098 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:04

Ouch. Hope you made it up to him eventually. Otherwise he might have to take out a restraining order on you.

By tiggerlover100 | 27

#6308102 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:06

I feel your pain as a fellow klutz OP.

By sturschaedel | 27

#6308103 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:06

That calls for an extra nice apology. Make him food. Serve it naked. Make sure you don't hurt him again in the process.

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