By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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ephram17 24

OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

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Iwannarock1 19

what a bitch. you owe him big time.

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SkullsRules1 26

#56 it'd be domestic abuse if she purposely injured him. Both were accidental and she apologized straight away.

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OysterPearls 33

I sure hope this isn't your way of spicing things up in the bedroom.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

it will make for a good camp fire laughter.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

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sonasonic 34

You gotta face the facts OP...

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CyberSeeker 20

I bet he would have loved that

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JonathanKG 12

Ouch. Hope you made it up to him eventually. Otherwise he might have to take out a restraining order on you.

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sturschaedel 27

That calls for an extra nice apology. Make him food. Serve it naked. Make sure you don't hurt him again in the process.

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