By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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TheGolfGTI 24
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I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

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Iwannarock1 19
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what a bitch. you owe him big time.

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SkullsRules1 26
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#56 it'd be domestic abuse if she purposely injured him. Both were accidental and she apologized straight away.

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Atomic_Mushroom 14
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WELL, someone likes it rough..

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Ms_ValS 27
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Fuck your husband's life OP

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OysterPearls 33
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I sure hope this isn't your way of spicing things up in the bedroom.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46
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it will make for a good camp fire laughter.

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TheGolfGTI 24
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I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

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sonasonic 34
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You gotta face the facts OP...

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CyberSeeker 20
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I bet he would have loved that

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JonathanKG 12
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Ouch. Hope you made it up to him eventually. Otherwise he might have to take out a restraining order on you.

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tiggerlover100 27
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I feel your pain as a fellow klutz OP.

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sturschaedel 27
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That calls for an extra nice apology. Make him food. Serve it naked. Make sure you don't hurt him again in the process.

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