jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
jerry Jerry Jerry
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Brandi
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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Comments (415)
drewfus2 6
Religion is like a penis. You can have one and be proud of it, but don't take it out and wave it around in public.
PsychoticAsylum 26
And please don't shove it down the throats of our children.
Iellwen 12
Those two comments just made my day (Yes, I know, pretty sad to be cheered up by comments, blah). Thanks ;)
drewfus2 6
You misspelled hypocrisy.
drewfus2 6
Ah, the FML comments. Chock-full of random philosophical debates with a lot of name-calling, trolling, and no clear winner.
AvikC818 8
how is living with webbed feet?
Brittaneyyy 0
kinky shit.
maackenzie 9
Atleast now you know why you always looked a little off. Lol.
dark94light 0
Just to let people who are going hc on 34 not all religions are the same and if he's a Muslim than yes what he's saying is right except for the fact that nothing happens to the child. That's where he's mistaken. So before you're hating on him think about the fact that Christianity is not the only religion out there. Oh and if you're still going to tell me that god says you're not allowed to marry you're relatives; you're not allowed to marry ur uncle, aunt, mom, dad, brother, sister, grandparents. You ARE as a matter of Fact allowed to marry your cousin. Not Good for the kid but allowed.
niwa710 4
EWWW.
squirrel1215 5
I personally don't completely believe in the theory of evolution myself, but had we evolved from monkeys only certain ones would have evolved: hence all of this natural selection and genetic mutation stuff. I think the question you should be asking is "where is the missing link." P.S. Just because someone doesn't hold the same beliefs as you does not mean that they all believe the same thing or can be lumped in a certain group.
suxs4ulol 22
mabey aomeone in the family got dicorced and remaried either a) while they were dating or b) after they were married