jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
jerry Jerry Jerry
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Brandi
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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Comments (415)
G6chick 0
ewweww
guenter 0
tested for what? ha
brittybrat1165 5
Ok for the people saying there is no god u r RETARDED and I pity your narrow mind and the fact that you've never felt the love of god ..tsk tsk tsk u poor dumb bastards and as for the genetic thing..ummm as long as ur healthy I thinks it watever lol
PsychoticAsylum 26
You are calling us narrow minded, but look at yourself. Yes, it is fine to believe in God if you do, but there is no need to call us "bastards" if we don't believe in God. I respect your religion, and I respect anybody who believes in God. And most people I know respect the fact that I don't. There's no need to call us names for what we believe in.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
34 lol!!! is that a joke?
kayPandastyle 15
*cue the creepy banjo music*
sadddfaceee 1
What gave it away? The thrid nipple?
horridromance 7
That's how hitler's parents were!
sincerely331 0
Um that's really personal and shoudnt be put on FML...I swear idk how most of these fml's even get accepted.
the_huldra 1
Damn I really wanted yo he first so I could say first it would actually be funny in this case.
lindsaylu98 0
ewwwwwwww!!!! thats freeeekin disgusting!!!!