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By Anonymous - 06/09/2020 08:01 - United States - San Luis Obispo

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Today, I signed up for my ex’s OnlyFans. She never sent me nudes when we were dating, now she’s selling them to everyone she knows. FML

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By noah - 01/07/2024 03:00 - United States

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Today, it’s been four months since my cheating ex-girlfriend dumped me for someone else’s dick. She was offered a monthly six figure OnlyFans contract. Since then she’s been living life care-free while I struggle to pick up the pieces. Back to being single and still working my ass off to be broke. FML

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By eric - 11/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Fallbrook

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Today, I learned that the girl I liked who rejected me last week also has an OnlyFans Account. Yes, I dodged a bullet. However, she let me down with, "I'm celibate and taking a break from men." Then detailed why she would love to stay friends with me. Even girls who sell themselves want nothing to do with me. FML

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By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

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By OnlyFecked - 29/12/2021 13:59

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Today, my dad discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account. I’ll let you do the math on that one. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 11:00 - United States - Coventry

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Today, I found out that my cousin has an OnlyFans, and I subscribed. FML

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By RDMdragoon - 13/07/2009 11:16 - United States

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Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out that I opened an Onlyfans account. FML

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Fortunately, she's gone

By IGotFinessed - 14/11/2019 14:00 - United States - New Fairfield

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Today, I just realized that my ex-girlfriend has been using my credit card to buy condoms, beer, and dildos just to piss me off. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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icalledhisname 12

Sunday 6 September 2020 19:16

I don’t see a problem with this. She didn’t want to send you nudes, period. People are allowed to not want to do things. Now she has a new life with OnlyFans and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. Time for you to move on.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 6 September 2020 18:29

I guess you never offered to pay for the nudes.... BTW - Give it up with stalking your Ex, she’s moved on.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 September 2020 18:04

How much were you offering her for the pics?

Chazzster 28

Sunday 6 September 2020 18:29

I guess you never offered to pay for the nudes.... BTW - Give it up with stalking your Ex, she’s moved on.

icalledhisname 12

Sunday 6 September 2020 19:16

I don’t see a problem with this. She didn’t want to send you nudes, period. People are allowed to not want to do things. Now she has a new life with OnlyFans and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. Time for you to move on.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 September 2020 20:30

I don't get it. Why would you need nude photos from someone you presumably had sex with? Your brain should have plenty of nude photos and videos of her and you don't need a bunch of 1s and 0s to recall what she looks like naked.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 6 September 2020 23:59

Maybe she thought you were a creep. She was right.

Robert Cruikshank 7

Monday 7 September 2020 1:22

Dude, move on. You do not control her. She does nudes, that is her business.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Monday 7 September 2020 4:39

I mean, good for you for paying her.

red6joker 8

Monday 7 September 2020 11:33

dude seriously, it's not worth paying for it! idc if you know them or not. you want **** go get it for free anywhere else. you are just putting yourself down checking on your ex and now your paying for it! red pill yourself

BMXDude22 12

Monday 7 September 2020 16:18

"red pill yourself" - what is this, 2015?

voodoo66 5

Monday 7 September 2020 20:14

bet you're regretting that break up now!

the_catherine 9

Monday 7 September 2020 23:34

Dude, you’re weird.

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