Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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Comments (415)
edsall77 9
isn't that the beginning of the movie "flowers in the attic?"
Raxy_fml 18
Nothing wrong with incest; love is love. Same thing with gay love, love is love. Incest might be disgusting to you, but who cares? The problem is incestuous reproduction and the genetic problems that follow.
annoyedperson 25
incest is nasty that's someone who is related to you by blood you can love them like family not like a spouse it's nasty and wrong
kittykat1501 31
How did you not know this?
BooBooKittyF11 21
there are so many questions
queenofbrooklyn 6
Are your parents white?
QuackersDuk 17
"incest ,incest, it's the best! put your sister to the test"
thatslifeiguess7 16
so what? my dad's parents were too