Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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DirtyJerzey8083 7
wow! holy shit! if u dont mind me asking, do u have any medical ussues? you know things that might occur where there is imbreeding? im just curious if this has caused u any medical issues becasue obviously this has got to have casued you a shitload of personal and emotional issues, just boatloads of issues. and the sad thing is, its their fault, your parents' that is. they could have a) kept it a damn secret and saved you the trauma of finding out your mom or dad is also your aunt or uncle or b) not procreated and possibly made a child with potential heath and emotional problems. just all around wrong and selfish and a complete disregard for your life and future, i am so sorry for you
akamaruu 0
"the incest diaries" :)
CalebEatsZombies 2
51 interesting you and me both but I just didn't want to learn about someone who was the father of trillions of people so in general were all related but science is smart enough to prove that the logic of us being related is wrong and that we all evolved... I knew this in 2nd grade... I believed in a arabian jew fish(Jesus) for half my life ._.
CalebEatsZombies 2
Well what if it's a flying waffle crocodile? Hmm?
wigg3r 5
Only in canada
ezequielacosta 0
Haha my cousin just got married with one my 2nd cousins and their moms have the same last name
A7X2012 0
You might be a redneck????
loganbro 0
I think you might be over analyzing his statement a bit and over reacting. That was the longest comment I've ever read on fml
Hot_Pink_Knob 6
Im surprised I know how to use a computer.
xXobnoxiousXx 3
IMBRED ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !