jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
jerry Jerry Jerry
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Brandi
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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Comments (415)
dallasbracken 0
lol your fine :)
carnage1106 0
so u didn't notice your eleven toes? and that ur parents r from alabama
zeeindahouse 0
that's so normal in my cultural
DirtyJerzey8083 7
and what culture is it "so normal" to marry and procreate with your first cousin? and people say americans are evil. wtf is wrong with the world. yah we have George Bush and McDonals, but at least we frown upon backwoods toothless hillbillies who marry their first cousins. or at least we try to hide them and deny we are in anyway related lol!
sweeetooth 4
Ahahaha I enjoy reading the comments allot more than the actual posts
IWABO2_ 0
AHHHHHHHHHH WTF
zulu96 0
lol that's hilarious!
jrtepechis 6
that's what I say ! about believing in a book written 2000 years after he died . who remembers what he said ? word for word ?
bindee2211 2
oh shit! I'm so sorry that's ****** up man
band_geek7 0
ew!
lilmiss28 0
It is common in my culture to marry a cousin. Having said that, personally I think its just plain weird. The furthest a person could go to find a mate is family?? Ugh. The fact that its ur parents tho, when it was probably even more common, makes it less weird tho. Suck it up.