Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
Top comments
redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (415)
paolino_fml 18
Did you see that with the top or lower eye
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Are your parents Zeus and Hera
greta_fml 21
Yay incest
callmefuzz 9
Kissin cousins lmao
AK9275 9
you dont happen to be of indian or pakistani desent do you?
sstahpp 33
Americans are allowed to **** horses in some states but they frown upon this? Lolololololol okay.
Guru_Gal 12
And...? In England, cousins can legally marry. Cousins' DNA is different enough to not cause the same potential problems as if it were siblings. It doesn't happen very often, but it isn't illegal.
Ipsum629 13
the incest! it buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnssss!
orphan_cripler 6
Are you retarded? Or did u come out fine
rpitre99 12
I don't see the problem