By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML
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So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!

Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.

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Atleast she knows the important things =]

Yep. Mom has her priorities straight.

I wouldn't remember you number either if I was in a nursing home. dick.

WTH do you expect ??? names are easy, numbers don't mean anything, hard to memorise

having a sex change might help?

he means get looser, like a girl

So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!

Who the fuck calls them 'cell phones'? Fucking loser.

That's what I figured, too. My mum is terrible with numbers. I have no idea what useless bits of trivia she knows instead because I don't get butthurt over dumb shit.

I don't even know what the fuck you're on about. If it's about my comment, the fucks your mum have to do with this?

this isn't even an FML. now in response to the guy above me... Americans call them cell phones. just because in Australia. that word is not used it doesn't mean it isn't used. and chill out!

sado shut the fuck up, you must be one of those lonely people that get on the internet and talk shit to feel good about themselves

sado, #12 wasn't even talking to you, loser. how about you get a life?

4 - I love your picture ! :)

You sir, should learn a new word besides "fuck", you shouldn't fucking use it in ever fucking sentence, you fucking troll. :) anyways f the op's life

I repeat: I don't get butthurt over dumb shit. Don't feed the troll, kids.

^ Agreed.

Sadochan - please tell me you're a troll, because I'd hate to think that you were that fucking stupid.

that's important information. if your moms on a trivia show she might need to know that for the final answer. your number is just your number. I forget mine all the time.

I guess she loves them more! :p

She seems to have her priorities straight!

YEAH! Cuz remembering phone numbers that are literally a click away is so important now adays! SHAME ON HER!

She seems to have her priorities straight!

Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.

Names - First and last or two words to remember. Number - Long ass digits that go on forever in some cases. I say it's a win for mom.