Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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OneLittleAdditio 9
So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!
DjeePee 25
Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.
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Comments (76)
bindee2211 2
I'm not finished go **** yourself there now I'm done
KoRnFTW 0
wait, you WANT your mom to call you?
ya_momma 4
Who cares? Your life sucks cause youre stupid :)
klm2purple 18
Who is David Hasselhoff?????
ax1995 9
Is she just bad with numbers?
Plastic_Stitchez 25
David hasslehoff has children?
fantasyworld 39
Some people can memorize names better than numbers.
yehnah 1
Taylor Ann and Hayley
Brian Green 8
And...?