Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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OneLittleAdditio 9
So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!
DjeePee 25
Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.
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Comments (76)
alexFYL 11
It's a little harder to remember 7-10 digits than it is to remember two names.
birdfreak 24
David hasselhoff had 2 kids?
rEgalDOrk 0
Phone numbers are hard to remember. I don't know my moms.
mixx7090 1
grow up, it is not a big deal
storylogan 0
that's really not that big of a deal! Your dumb.
at0micmin3r 23
Stupid people. Wow that sucks. Oh, and #11 I still call them cell phones. You got a problem with that, BUDDY? Do ya?
bindee2211 2
WTF is wrong with you?!?!? of course names are easier than a whole phone dumber DUMASS Why don't you look up something called a phonebook! who the **** knows a whole MOBILE number off by heart loser!
bindee2211 2
number**
starberries 0
Number? That's the only mistake you see in your comment?
bindee2211 2
I see a few but you know what I mean I just whatever!
Darkblade21 20
lol I didn't even know david haslehof had kids. but then again, I can barely spell his name :P
starberries 0
No, you can't spell his name at all. Which is pretty sad, when it's right in front of you.
iB_fml 8
sorry but how is this an fml? o.0
cmzraxsn 0
get over yourself - some people just have difficulty remembering numbers.