Love: Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After...

By vanguardwiley - 24/07/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML

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Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Stacey - 07/05/2022 22:00

Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML

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By Knottywoman - 03/09/2017 23:15

Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 22:00

Today, my boyfriend had a nightmare, talking in his sleep about not hurting himself anymore or "auntie Nat Nat" will put him "back in the home with the mean doctors and the sicky medicine." WHAT THE FUCK? FML

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nightngale 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:26

Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.

abandonship 3

Friday 24 July 2009 16:04

tell him to make his own damn breakfast!

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Antonio718 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:02

Wow, tell him to go to hell and dump him

LookinLikeDrake 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 2:22

you shouldn't have been sleeping anywhere other than the kitchen so ydi

I_lost_the_game 25

Friday 16 December 2011 15:13

166- stereotypical asshole

abandonship 3

Friday 24 July 2009 16:04

tell him to make his own damn breakfast!

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 24 July 2009 16:07

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russianredgirl 0

Friday 24 July 2009 17:04

insecure?

gigi37 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:17

No, s/he is referring (I believe) to all the other recent FML's that have been posted about a boyfriend jokingly peeing on his girlfriend, marking his territory and a girl that tried to break up with her boyfriend and he said no. But of course there are FML's about girls being just as ridiculous. OP sucks about the nightmare, good thing it was only that and not real.

ashole1990 10

Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

what'd you make him? :]

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 16:33

LMAO

gizmo_987 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 8:00

LOL, her boyfriend's my hero!!!

mylifesucks07 2

Friday 24 July 2009 16:10

I lol'd. So what did you make him for breakfast?

Ferretface 13

Monday 12 December 2011 2:48

A sandwich.

LeggoMyBrago 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:11

What a dick! I hope you didn't actually make him breakfast...

darkmis1 17

Friday 24 July 2009 16:13

N/o, but he's an ass!

tehukiso 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:18

The breakfast comment might have been rude, but the rest of it was right. It was a dream. Recognize it as a dream. Grow up.

lacuna_coil 1

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:06

Yeah because you've NEVER had a bad dream before, right? I hardly have night mares, but when I do, they're realistic like about me watching my friends being murdered by muggers right before my eyes. Just because it's a dream doesn't mean that it can't be realistic. It's not like she dreamt she was a princess and her favorite dragon flew away. YOU should grow up.