Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After...

By vanguardwiley - 24/7/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML

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By nightngale | 0

#425213 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:26

Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.

By ashole1990 | 10

#425145 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

what'd you make him? :]

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By Antonio718 | 0

#425126 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:02

Wow, tell him to go to hell and dump him

LookinLikeDrake | 0

#972334 - Thursday 1 April 2010 2:22

you shouldn't have been sleeping anywhere other than the kitchen so ydi

I_lost_the_game | 25

#3740144 - Friday 16 December 2011 15:13

166- stereotypical asshole

By abandonship | 3

#425133 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:04

tell him to make his own damn breakfast!

By f_alltheirlives | 3

#425144 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

russianredgirl | 0

#425311 - Friday 24 July 2009 17:04

insecure?

gigi37 | 0

#425476 - Friday 24 July 2009 18:17

No, s/he is referring (I believe) to all the other recent FML's that have been posted about a boyfriend jokingly peeing on his girlfriend, marking his territory and a girl that tried to break up with her boyfriend and he said no. But of course there are FML's about girls being just as ridiculous.

OP sucks about the nightmare, good thing it was only that and not real.

By ashole1990 | 10

#425145 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

what'd you make him? :]

FarSide | 22

#425236 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:33

LMAO

gizmo_987 | 0

#427248 - Saturday 25 July 2009 8:00

LOL, her boyfriend's my hero!!!

By mylifesucks07 | 2

#425155 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:10

I lol'd. So what did you make him for breakfast?

Ferretface | 13

#3717752 - Monday 12 December 2011 2:48

A sandwich.

By LeggoMyBrago | 0

#425161 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:11

What a dick! I hope you didn't actually make him breakfast...

By darkmis1 | 17

#425168 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:13

N/o, but he's an ass!

By tehukiso | 0

#425183 - Friday 24 July 2009 16:18

The breakfast comment might have been rude, but the rest of it was right. It was a dream. Recognize it as a dream. Grow up.

lacuna_coil | 1

#426359 - Saturday 25 July 2009 0:06

Yeah because you've NEVER had a bad dream before, right? I hardly have night mares, but when I do, they're realistic like about me watching my friends being murdered by muggers right before my eyes. Just because it's a dream doesn't mean that it can't be realistic. It's not like she dreamt she was a princess and her favorite dragon flew away. YOU should grow up.