Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML
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Fatwahhh 10
List him as 'Penis'.
elixaaaaa 13
He's sounds really mature...
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Comments (146)
hordriss 14
That's just a tad disrespectful. I'd guess from that he only values the physical aspect of the relationship.
jazzriot 1
Well, blame your parents for giving you a weird name.
crushsteffy 1
Lol I am "Biscuit ****" in my hubby's phone, and my bro in law is "Tone Deaf Shart Pirate" in my hubby's phone." Don't take it personally, it's a guy thing.
101honestly 1
honestly... ****** jokes arent funny period.
TecheyTim 14
Well in his defense.....I take that back, there's no defense for that.
Vlen_fml 20
no ring by year four? YDI
paige_sf 2
Bump that dick.
steph_6678 3
How can you be with someone for 5 years and only just find out what he calls you on his phone?
Desticles69 13
sounds like he's a sloot
albash22 3
sorry gal. It seems its been all about the sex. time to have a chat about the future of the relationship.