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Sioux City, United States
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Bisexual!
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML
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Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML
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Fatwahhh 10
List him as 'Penis'.
elixaaaaa 13
He's sounds really mature...
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Comments (146)
rockhead1270 5
"********" has more of a romantic swagger
tishtashbat 16
My friend has a girlfriend called jasmine. I've heard him call her jasminge, jizzmine or jizzminge numerous times. Is there any chance it's a play on your name? Or a friend changed your name for a 'joke'?
Misoranomegami 16
Could be worse. I honest to god know someone who's bfn referred to her as The Receptical to his friends.
happyfingers 15
That's what you get for using the word "lover..." *shudder* Seriously though, it was probably just meant as a joke a long time ago and he didn't care to change it. Don't take it personally but if it bothers you then you can always ask him to change it.
chunkymonkey17 3
At least it wasn't "****", no that's bad.
permaband_usr 14
I suppose this happens when you have both a lover AND a boyfriend...
reaxion 25
But ****** is such a beautiful word! Anyway OP, he's not exactly romantic! FYL
EffUrEll 8
Wow what a DICK!
snarkidoodle 1
I would list him as "A-hole Ex" just before I deleted him, from my phone and from my life.
Jinxsie 27
I've been with my boyfriend for 5 years too. I would laugh if he listed me as ******. :P