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Sioux City, United States
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Partners
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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France
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klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Bisexual!
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML
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Fatwahhh 10
List him as 'Penis'.
elixaaaaa 13
He's sounds really mature...
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Comments (146)
buckdharma 37
5 years is a long time. Just think op, one day you might be Mrs. ******!
SmokinGuns 13
My name is Gina and my boyfriend was on my xbox and put the console name as ******. It's just their idea of a joke. Don't take it personal.(:
tman1985 9
it could work if your in virginia
mkayden 23
*giggle*
marg_fan 1
At least it wasn't your best friend's number.
sammyjo06 14
If he's been with you for 5 years, I think it's safe to say he's not using you just for that, OP ;). Hopefully it didn't bother you too much, lol.
Jemm_fml 29
Well, at least it's you who's named ****** and not someone else!
oatmeal96 10
At least is not '****** #2'
Steampunkd 6
What a twat.
zzz1 7
Add him as ******
EvilLittleMan 23
Update your contact list with a new and improved listing for your boyfriend as Vienna Sausage.
zeniarose 5
That or 'cocktail weenie' if she's still mad.