Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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Comments (267)
ander3w 0
awesome!
Zoa_fml 0
Hoping it's Brianna or Morgan!
PandaPandaPandaX 0
gah now i know where my name came from...:S excuse me while I go freak out.
steve1234 0
Hope is Crystal Klein lol but seriously thats fuckedd
Oriina 0
See, now I'm going to start doing name-searches when my husband wants to name the next kid. God forbid he does the same thing yours did. She wasn't named Starlight I hope.
skierguy 0
Oh, don't worry, I'm sure little Jenna doesn't mind at all.
TheZephyrSon 3
lmao. That sucks for your daughter, unless the name is something normal...
meddude 0
i moderated this one, and FML actually cut out like 2 other sentences that were actually pretty funny. why the hell do they do that?
duhimgracesky 0
ooh ouchhh....im so sorry for ya hun....and your daughter! itll get better i hope! :)
lazychilo 0
so wenever ur husband waks off to that **** star, hes gonna think of your daughter.... this must be an exception to the "through better or for worse"
illgutcha 0
thats awesome!! thnks 4 da laugh