Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
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Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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Comments (267)
were_giraffe 2
wtf... poor girl is gonna have issues when she realizes what her name really is... and that's kinda scary in a way... yeah 93 has it right... it's not healthy to mix your thoughts of **** stars with thoughts of your children.
KitKat864 0
"Hello class! Today we're going to talk about names. So, what did your parents name you after" "Erm. My dad's favorite **** star?" AAWWWKWAARDDD. hehe. is the dog named after his favorite playmate? :]
I_am_stupid_also 6
Was it her real name or her stage name? I wonder how many women reading this were named after their dad's favorite stripper.
bortzy93 0
better than stripper names...i know a girls named ginger and candy, and they arent strippers haha
MmmHotWaffles 0
5 million bucks says her daughter's name is Jewels. lol.
kozak_fml 0
Atleast he didn't name your daughter Hitler, or G.W.B wait, is G.W.B or Hitler a Stripper?!?!?!?
Zpecial26 0
that's scary :O
this_one_is_fake 0
fake
pete275 0
Devon?
idontgiveone 0
y wud he do that?! fyl and her life. jeeez unless he's a pedo then...oh. :|